Oh please. Not Another Spasm Attack!

2009-11-27T23:09:00.002+08:00

Blog Relocated.

http://tizzleton.blogspot.com

2009-04-23T20:01:00.003+08:00

Yeah. I know. I haven't Blogged for the Longest time. Save it.

Anyways, EVERYTHING I OWN IS STARTING TO SPOIL LA! WTF! SO... I'm just here to list down the things i need for my own self to read. yeah. ok. (:

1. New GOOD ear piece! The current one's wire is freaking shreadding! D: ($60)
2. New IPod!! I want a 32GB TOUCH or... 120 GB CLASSIC!! My Ipod Classic's earphone jack is fucking whacked up. And the Ipod Nano i'm using has not enough Space!! ($400 to $600)
3. New Laptop Battery! Fucking overcharged my batt... now it dies in less then half an hour.. ): ($80)
4. New Shoes! FoR god's sakes. I need new shoes. Been needing them since forever! Nice pair = ($60 to $120)
5. New Razor Mouse! The one that i've been using for four years has finally died! Bought it from my old friend Jeremy. Now, Its dead. :( Oh well. ($60 to $120)
6. New Casual Bag! The old esprit one i've been using has been taken over by my brother! wtf! so now going out means backpacking or no bag at all! D: ($50 to $150)
7. New Mindset! I broke my old mindset a long time ago. Now it's spoilt... DUnnoe how to afford this one. So.. (A billion bucks?)

Yeah. ok. what i need is probably 4 years to save up and buy everything i need... -.- ok. bye.

2009-02-15T15:59:00.002+08:00

ZOMG! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR!!!! THIS IS A VIDEO ALL ABOUT WOMEN DRIVERS!!! AHAHAHA! AND HOW BAD THEY ARE AT DRIVING!! AHAHAHA!!! PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO FROM THE LINK!!!!!!!!

PLEASE WATCH!! U WONT REGRET IT!!!!!!

LINK!!!!!!

Time and time again

2009-01-24T14:52:00.006+08:00

Time And Time Again lyrics

Yes I did it and I'll do it again
It doesn't matter if I am your best friend
I don't think so
You're not that smart
Over and over it breaks my heart
The cycle continues time for your crime
The pain comes back in an ugly design
Her makeup smears
The tears that she cries
Over and over every night

Emotional swords slash my soul
And now the pain takes control
I think about you
I think about me
Think about the way that it used to be
I need a bottle
I need some pills
I need a friend
I need some thrills
A shoulder to cry on a friend to depend on
When life gets rough

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

It's like a fight every single day
It's always easy when you have it your way
Deep in my heart
In the depths of my soul
My selfish ways are out of control
I'm sorry that it comes down to this
I punch through the wall as I break my fist
The makeup smears
Tears that we cry
Over and over every night

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

You're so selfish
You're making me want to end this relationship
You're making me want to end this

Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me
Time and time again
You think about yourself before you think about me

Loving ties unwind
Lost time behind
Loving ties unwind
Lost time behind

Don't take me forgranted.

2009-01-23T15:20:00.002+08:00

Ok... havent posted in ages.... i know... but yeah whatever. This is what my birthday says about me.. I think its true... Damn, I'm selfish!

You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination is unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across. Your Love, You will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's no getting back.

2008-11-18T21:05:00.002+08:00

LOL! Jeremy is baaaack! Him and his funny vids... haha... Here's a couple to show u... Enjoy! I know i did! (:

Please Watchem!

CHRISTMAS GIFT!!!!!!!

2008-11-11T01:18:00.006+08:00

OH DEAR LORD! I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!! PLEASE!!! SANTA!!!!!!! GIVE THIS TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS!!! IM BEGGING U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know im a little too old for toys... BUT ITS LIFE SIZED FOR GOODNESSAKES!!! 77 CM OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A LIFE SIZED PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!! T_T I WANT IT SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RILAKKUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

For santa:

http://www.shopkawaii.com/San-X-Rilakkuma-Jumbo-30-Relax-Bear-Fuzzy-Plush-p/mk-35701.htm

ok bye.

2008-10-28T16:24:00.004+08:00

Oh my... I actually forgot a had a blog. i swear. thats so strange... hahahha! i hope i rmb to update it soon! D: This Blog is dead!!!!!! D: must revive!!!!

Japanese!

2008-10-23T23:16:00.002+08:00

Ok. Today i spent the whole day with Jafar and Eman doing the MOB project for next year's participation points for Mid-years! And Boy did it take long!

Well anyways, I was talking to Juliet on msn at around 11 pm, and she started to talk to me in Japanese! So I went to this translation website which I found and started to talk back to her in Japanese! This is when the fun started! We started to converse in Japanese... But when we translate it back into English, they turn out so different from what we actually were typing!

Here are some examples.

I typed : Ok, Hurry! This is fun!

and the Japanese translation is :

But when i translated this back to English,

the translation was : The rapidity which is understood! This is the pleasure!

LOL!!!! SO FUNNY LAH! THIS SOUNDS SO PROMISCIOUS! DAM FUNNY! Imagine some porn star saying this! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Can't wait to have more fun! Just felt the urge to share this as soon as i read it! hahaha! ok. bye. =P

TO MY DARLING VICKI DEAREST!

2008-10-22T22:15:00.002+08:00

VICKI DARLING! THIS WHOLE POST IS DEDICATED SPECIALLY FOR U! THESE ARE THE PICTURE U REQUESTED! hahaha. i'll give u the rest next time k? Love u! muacks. bye!

Americans.

2008-10-19T18:06:00.005+08:00

LOL! Americans...

Stumbled upon this video.. Makes me wonder... Do they really need so much celebrities to influence such a basic thing such as voting? O.O Americans.. sigh...

Watch this.

Finnally!

2008-10-10T19:36:00.012+08:00

Haha! ok! im sorry. I know. Its been forever since i updated... But who cares anyways! haha! I think people just glance through and dont really read my blog! woots!

Well anyways, Yay! Promos are finally over, Not like im happy that it even exists in the first place or that i have to even go through it... but. Yeah. Woots! Over! So I finally got to meet up with Cat and Scar again! yay! 3 quaters of Lobby 4 reunite! haha! dunnoe what happened to the last quater! Didnt even.... Celebrate my birthday... (bloody Yp.) LOL! anyways! It was so great to meet scarlett and catherine again after such a long time! Scar permed her hair to the max... And i think it looks great! haha! oh wells.

Ok.. Time to start Living again! Hoot! But im bored to the max. At home. Alone. Bored. Sigh.

Here are the pictures of my day out at orchard! ._. (feel free to steal them, Catherine Teo En Weeeeeeee, so that u can photoshop them of course...)

SEA HORSE!!!!

Scarlett found a sea horse in her Korean BBQ Chicken Set!

Funny.

2008-09-13T17:53:00.001+08:00

Just thought this was funny. Watch it k? =)

Part 2

Part 3

Caramel Mac!

2008-09-01T00:30:00.012+08:00

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY MS LIM!

Ha. Well, ok, on the 29th of august, after much effort and many hours of calling and smsing and checking, we finally got to meet our beloved teacher Ms Lim for teacher's day! Yayyy!! There wasn't much point in me going back to macs since all the teacher that i like have already left.. haha! so since we couldn't meet ms lim in macpherson, we decided to go meet her at acs instead! BUDDEN.... ACS IS SO BLOODY RICH! they went to book the whole of lido (=.= yar i noe...) and celebrated teacher's day there... so mah fan... so we couldn't go visit Ms. Lim at ACS... Oh well. We eventually met up with her at the basement level of boarders at wheelock place! haha! But that was after 2 hours of waiting!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways..... It was Really great seeing everyone again... but there seems to be not much of a change in physical appearance of my classmates... haha... Perhaps there was a change in maturity which i obviously did not see.... haha! Well, Enjoy the pics!

Me and Dessy!

DevinderMEHAYkuar!

Ms Lim : "Oi! Kua SImi!"
Farzana, Sharan and Ms Lim! Look at her ChAo Ah LiAn PoSe!

Jia Yin, Hui Zin, Edmond and Jian Ann!

Cat, Her ugly hair, And me!

Ms Lim and Cat!

Hey Hey~ Its sharan!

Jae Mo! And his K Pop Clothes! Haha~

Cat and her ugly hair again... and me!

Looks like everyone is sleeping cept me! LOL!

WATCH AS THEY TAKE TURNS TO CLOSE THEIR EYE! -.- (slaps forehead)

Ms Lim First.
Then Sharan... -.- (slaps forehead again! :O )

Jae Mo Joey and Mei Hua!

Jae Mo sleeping... I dunnoe why everyone sleeping sia!

Hui Zin And Edmond!

Eeps! Un-Glam Shot of Jia Yin and Hui Zin!

Devinder and Farzanah!

Sharan!

Before they left, Sharan and Ed took a picture with Ms Lim!

So did Jian Ann! haha!

And so did jae mo.......

Dessy wasn't leaving.. She was just being extra.... haha!

Ms Lim, Cat and Me!

Hui Zin, Joey and Mei hua

Jia Yin and Hui zin!

zomg. im like spamming the names of everyone...... i bet by the end of this post everyone will remember their names already... hahahaha!

Joey and Mei hua!

Devinder Dessy and Farzana!

Ms Lim Happily Poking at her IPHONE!!! Rawr... I also want...

*poke poke poke*

Ms Lim and Cat again!!!!! wahahah.

Finally! Me and Ms Lim! haha. That was before ms lim left =(

Farzana!!! And me.

Before the girls left, Farzana, Devinder and Ms Lim.. Still obvious who's the shortest... haha!

Do i need to say the names again? Please refer to the top photos... hahahahaha!

Group shot! but that was after all the other 4 guys left... =X

Ok.. Happy Teacher's Day again Ms Lim! I Hope You Enjoy Your ACS life before u go overseas k? haha! Bye~

Happy Birthday San! (I Know... Abit Late..)

2008-08-29T11:47:00.005+08:00

Happy Birthday San! =DD

So, we finally got to meet up again! All in the name of Cheng San.. haha! It was really great to see them all again.. (Except for the lack of pressence from Jeremy... =X) haha... We all got together to celebrate San's Birthday on the 26th of august and it was great! We had Dinner, Together at Ashtons and went to play LAN after that, just like the good old days! =] Memories... haha.. Oh well, It was great to see u guys again! Hope the next time we meet, Jeremy would be there too!

Me, Cheng San, Anthony and Jian hua!

Garh! Eating! (fucking fat face!)

Anthony!

Lol. San and Hua!

Me and Ant!

I love my Sausages! =]

San being spirited away!

LOL! Look at San's ah beng face! Smile la! =P

Ah Beng!

Lol! Fuck u la! People eating u still Spam photos! Want to die isit! haha...

Anthony acting cute!

(No solo picture of jian hua... =/ Cause he was the camera man of the night =])

Had Great fun that night! Hope we get to meet up again some time soon =)

Thanks Jack!

2008-08-13T18:48:00.003+08:00

Ok... I'm pretty much too lazy to upload a ton of photos to post about any time soon.... So dont expect too much k? haha.

Oh. I would like to dedicate this post to Jacklyn. HAHA! She helped me set up my first skin ever! yay! And she took so much initiative to help pretty it up.. Thanks Jack! the tranny! =D

Tranny Eyes~

Lecturer Jacky~

Jacky and me!

Jack attacked by a nerd and Jafar. haha!

Whee~!

Thanks again for everything Jack! Even more then the blog skin. =)

Ok. Lazy to post le. Bye!

Rini's Birthday BBQ! cum Cat's Going away BBQ~!

2008-08-10T00:19:00.007+08:00

1. RINI'S BIRTHDAY BBQ PARTY!!!!!!!
(cum Catherina's going away party.. but sadly, we didnt take any pictures with cat! i have no idea why... =/)

Ok. So Jahafar met up with me the night before the BBQ so we could start to prepare the prawns and BBQ chicken wings for the BBQ. No photos sadly.. So the next day was the bbq itself! So a group of early birds came to help out with the preperations for the bbq! To name, the crew consists of JACKLYN!, FAISAL!, DEREK!, JAHAFAR!, ME! and Sammy... but she really didnt do much. so... not counted! haha! A+ for the effort for coming early though =DD

So ok, the bbq started out pretty limpy. That was cause we couldnt get the fire started. Then, Zai and Fate came! She was practically god sent! =D She totally owned the bbq pit and started to Make some fire with her HOTNESS RAYS! haha! Then people just started to come after that. The clique of girls, Rini, Wani, Baini, Kim, and also Rini's little sister came along! Syaz and Eman also came... Dan and Rin came a little later~ Then there was Vicki! All dressed up! haha! Finally Faisal came with Catherina cause we wanted to surprise her. But it didnt really work out as we planned. haha. But oh wells. We had 2 cakes prepared. One for Rini, One for Cat. The food at the Bbq was fantastic! Or should i say, ORGASMIC! haha! we had all agreed to name the prawns Orgasmic prawns... Because they taste so good that they make u have an instant orgasm! haha! We actually took a video of us orgasming at the same time while eating the prawns... but it got accidentally deleted. oh well. =/ We had tons of fun. Playing DAre or DARE at the end of the bbq. Guys and girls french kissing here and there... haha. Orgasms and threesomes on the pool chairs! Sounds like an mass orgy doesnt it? haha. well. it's ment to sound like that! haha!

Over all, the Bbq actually went really well actually. It was probably because we were really prepared for the bbq. and also because i had a Swankingly GOOD Crew as support! =D Thanks guys! Sorry for the bad photography skills. Not sure who was in-charge of the phototaking! haha! *COUGH*FARITH*COUGH* so. anyways. Here are the photos! Enjoy!!!!! =D

WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!

Yep.. Its is... Hope u enjoyed! =D

Someone's Hot feet! This must mean its the end of the bbq!!!

Blury photos. i think this is the orgasmic prawns time...

The Bbq Still continues!

-TEN YEARS LATER-
Still Cam Whoreing....

Ok. Derek got bored and went to rape rini.. VIcki started cam whoreing alone!!!

STILL SMiling....

All Smiles!

Derek and vicki cam whorering... Oblivious to the raping situation...

Kim: "I got her feet!"
Baini: "I got her legs!"
Jafar: " I got her arms!"

Rini still being raped... Dam long arh?

Rin: "DO U WANT ONE REALLY INSIDE UR EYES?"

Vicki: "I haf forks ein mai eyes!!"

Vicki and Dan!

Vicki: "LET me see what songs? Orhhh! woooo... Ah..."

DJ's Of the evening, Dan and Rin. The Guest in the studio, Vicki!

Everyone's joining in the fun!

Rin in smeagle's voice: "GET HER!"

Then, JAFAR WHEN BALISTIC AND STARTED TO RAPE RINI BY THE POOL SIDE!!!

Vicki, Finally playing with someone her own size... haha... Just kidding... hi Rini's sister!

Knights on a purple Dinohorse!! ONWARDS!
Rin: "Giddy Up BARNEY!"

Jacklyn conquers the Playground castle!

Either Dan or Rin... Showing off at pull ups...

Baini Vibrating! haha!

Jack and Farith!
Jack: "Smile Farith.... I SAVED THE DAY. U BETTER BE HAPPY! >=D I SAID SMILE!"

Jacklyn was the hero of the evening. Making our world safer, one smeagle at a time. =D

Jacky: "I SAID TIME FOR A SWIM!!!!!!!"
Rin: "YETH!!!!"

Jacky: "Time for a swim Rin~!"
Rin: "EEiiihhh!"(smeagle's moan.)

Camera Man and Woman For the evening, Kim and Farith!

Dan and Vicki!
(Zhi Chaos, My neighbour and childhood friend also Derek's Ex school mate in the background...)

Smile Girls! (Sharin trying to infect them!)

Kim, The camera doesnt work this way...

Just Syazzy and I laughing at all the funny things going on at the party!

Baini: "Hehe... Lucky We're Both not Infected~"
Farith: " Yar lar! "

Jacky: "Oh no!!! Poor Sharin! He was a good man!! ='( Sobs!!)

Rin was discribing to Jacky how smeagle tried to attack him with her vENOMOUS FANGS!!!
Rin: "They were so sharp and were coming out from her mouth!"
Jacky: " Like this? *Nmm Nmm Nmm*

Rin Vibrating in Full force Smeagle form!!!

It's RIN! HE GOT INFECTED BY SMEAGLE!!!!!! AHH!!!!!
Jack: " boo! "

Jacky: "Oi! Dont friking steal my lime light! I'm still the model here ok?!!?

Rini's smile shook the whole camera! Ahahaha! Hi Rini!

Go Zai! Yeah Baby! BaRbAQue the Chicken that way! HARDER! HOTTER! Lol!!!

LOL! Dan eating a hot dog promiscously!

Hi Fate!

Me: "Oi dont take my picture ah. Im already drunk on F&N Grape chunoe?"

Chicken! Half eaten! It must be the work of Sharin!

Omg! SQUID!!!!! I want to eat it again!!! RAwr!

Just chillin out at the bbq~!

Jacky: "Look at me~! Im a posuer modal!~"

Wani: "Don't take my picture! It's just too beautiful for the camera to handle!"

Phn! U found me! And my really short hair! =O

Eman Flirting with Baini~!!! or is it the other way round? hmm...
Maybe she's telling him the history of something..... LoL! U know baini~

Oh god! Orgasmic prawns on the left, Boiling gravy on the right, Chicken on the left! and Stingray on the right again! Thats basically our menu for the bbq. Mmmm.... Delish!

The already cooked food is depleating!!! Oh Noes!

Sam: "WHERES MY FOOD! ITS SO HOT HERE! IM HUNGRYYY! GIVE ME MY FOOD!!!"

Dan being cool. Sharin failing at being cool. HAHA! Thats me in the background!

Dan, Rin and Syaz acting Cute! or Hungry... i dunnoe. haha!

Wani and Sam always in unglam shots!

Farith! Dont let me get started on ur face! (Trade Mark of Wei How!)

Go Bbq! Hi there kim!

Hizwani, headless Baini and Sam! in an unglam photo!

F&N GRAPE CAN! (oh and syazanah...) LOL! Just kidding.. It's SYAZZY EVERYONE! =D

Rin, Jack, Dan, Vicki and mystery man in black! =O
(Got Chairs dont want to sit. Sit on the floor summore!)

BBq Crew : Zai and Fate!
(Jafar Stealing food!)

P.S : sorry i took so long to post this. It takes a long time to post so many pictures. Plus. I GOT LAZY! haha! Hope u enjoyed this!! More to come, MISB NBC 2008! Stress.

Massive Posts are coming...

2008-08-05T20:49:00.000+08:00

Hi! Well ok, there are many events that have happened in the recent months... And i've finally collected enough pictures (as Jacky put it...) to blog some posts! Wahaha! So, here is a list of events that are gonna be posted soon!

Rini's Birthday BBQ cum Cat's Going Away BBQ!
MISB NMC 2008!
Racial Harmony Day 2008!
Jafar's Minerva 2008 Dance Competition!
Geography Class Outing!

YAY!

However, I have to do my lit project now... So... I dont really have time to post any now... So... Expect them soon ok? =DD Here are some random photos first... =D

Hi Fate! *kiss*

I Heart U?
(ew. thats such a corny thing to say... I noe! Dont let me get started on ur face. LOL!)

I Saw Smeagle!!!!!

And then i died.

Ok. Bye. GOOD NIGHT.

yayness! now i can press too!

2008-07-25T22:36:00.000+08:00

Well ok. Today was meet the parents day. It went rather ok actually. Didn't expect Desmond Tan to be such a bitch though.

He didnt even mince a single word he said. All nothing but the truth. lol! Annoying... Z.

So anyways, i just got the same old lecture from mom, then i went to vivo with her to make myself a POSB CARD! WOOTS! Like finally!

I also got a new pair of shoes... MEN shoes. Not sneakers or dunks or what nots. Just, shoes. The kind that old men wear actually... haha! Retro!

It was about time... Just look at the condition of my old shoes!!!!!!

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Oh! And i convinced my mom to buy me MEN'S HEALTH! ha! so i just saved 6 bucks!

thanks alot ah? (Supposed to insert Smeagle's picture here... but i cant find it! I THINK I DELETED IT!!!!)

And yep. Thats about it. =( SAD LIFE HUh?!? OK bye.

Yes i do! And not only straws! >;)

HELLO HELLO!!!!

2008-07-21T22:18:00.000+08:00

HI ppl! Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! haha!! ok! yay! im back cause i've got photos!! yay! Well since there have been many events happening since the Dropping of my phone into the long kang, i've decided to blog again! SORRY ppl for not blogging for so long... =( but its not like it matters right? haha... well ok. Here's an update of the recent events that took place in my life recently! actually theres alot that has happened... but i only will blog about the one's that i have photos of ok? haha! ok! Well here goes!

(Events do not happen in sequence! Neither are the photos shown in sequence!)

1. SYAZANA's BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYAZANA!!!!!

You Know... It was just like every other normal day at school...

Amalina dunno doing what with Farith...

Rin cam whoring with other people's cameras...

And Cleaning the stadium with his hair...

And Chin... haha! (Stop Cam whoring Rin! Hi farith!)

STOP I SAY!!!

Moo sleep sitting.. or maybe just blinking... haha!
Looks like im digging my nose... but im not!

Faisal: "What are u doing Jerry?"
Me: "=O"

Faisal and me!

Birthday girl Syazrella!

Hi!

Myra, Dannycakes, Wani, Ama and Kim!
Eating Good news... haha!

Shikin, Farith, Siva, Caia and Eman!

Birthday Girl Syaz Says hi!

Syaz: "Come come! i feed u dan!"
Dan: "ahhhh..."

Siva... Apparently the flash wasnt bright enough! (just kidding!)

Jafar!

Syaz's unglam shot!

Bleh!

Ooo!

Cake Cutting!

Me, Eman, Syaz and Rin in the back ground!

Eman!

Sandwhich on my tongue! Rawr!!

Me: "wooo! Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake..."
Syaz: "eh! Come on la.."

Wani: "Eh! This one real anot?"

Shikin Striking a pose!
Priscilla and siva playing with cake?

Most Of the ladies of 08A3!

The Guys of 08A3 with the birthday girl! Without moo that is...

Theres Moo!

Syaz: "Mmmmmmmmm!"

P.S: Sorry for the lack of humour in the posts... I LAZY LA!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF SYAZ'S BIRTHDAY POST!

(MORE TO COME! Im lazy now.. so... next time k?)

Homework Overload. Help!

2008-04-15T19:36:00.000+08:00

Got This From Sammie's Blog. haha. Ok. Back to Homework. =(

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
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You scored as Psychology/Sociology

You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in Psychology, Sociology, or related majors (e.g., Counseling, Industrial-Organizational (I-O) Psychology, Social Work, or other social science majors).

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Psychology and Sociology are both great minors to add to any major. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

Psychology/Sociology

94%

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage

94%

Education/Counseling

88%

HR/BusinessManagement

81%

English/Journalism/Comm

69%

Visual&PerformingArts

56%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology

50%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health

50%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing

44%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts

31%

Physics/Engineering/Computer

25%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy

19%

Religion/Theology

13%

Mathematics/Statistics

I fell.

2008-04-14T22:32:00.000+08:00

Things that happened in the past few weeks,

I dropped my phone into a fucking long kang.
I fell down and scrapped my face, knees and palms on the roof top of the esplanade, WHILE running...
I had a "serious" talk with my boss at SB.
I'm in serious Homework Debt. Really. I haven't been doing ANY homework at all!
My Brother Just entered the Army.
Gained 2 kg.

Yeah. lols. yeah... LAZY TO MAKE A FUNNY POST LA!

Emo-ing At PP MRT stairs!

Nails are Yummy <3

I Look Fat in this Pic

P.S. Thanks Ju~ For the Edited Pics! xD!

Marina Square Photos, AS REQUESTED BY LAI YI PENG. (better be grateful...)

2008-04-05T22:12:00.001+08:00

lazy to type. i'll edit this post next time.

Yi Peng's Birthday Party! (I know I'm UBER FUCKING late. Shut Up.)

2008-03-16T15:19:00.000+08:00

LOLS! ok. So... This is a post about Yi Peng's Birthday celebration! YAY!
Highlights of this event are as follows :

HighLights! Woots~

Meeting up to Bake Yi Peng's (YP) Cake!
Creating YP's Birthday Decorations!
The Surprise!
The Twilight Celebration!
The DROPPING OF THE FUCKING CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Stay over!
The Preperation for the next Day!
FUN at Sentosa!
Trip Back to YP's STEAMBOAT Restaurant! (house)
Steamboat dinner! (no photos of the dinner. Not sure why...)
Thats about it..... haha...... Enjoy the Photos!

THE SURPRISE!!! And stay over..

Busy Preparing the decorations For Yi Peng's Birthday Surprise!

Cut Cut Cut~

CheeseCake! Well... the burnt top layer of the cake that is...

Still Cutting...............................

Cheeeze Cake!

Hello Yang Fu~!

"NUU!!! DONCH TEIK MAI PIKCHAA!!!"

Cat is in the house as the DJ in Command for the night!

Random Foto!

Tired Tired... Cat Is Sleep standing!

Finally! THE CAKE IS DONE!!

And So is the Decor! Pasted Up decor on the walls of Yi Peng's lift lobby!

Candles that are not ment for cakes... haha... So we cant put it on our Cheeze CAKE!

Light Them All up~

Puurty...

PUSSY AT THE LOBBY: "Hurh? What the fuck are they doing???"

YP: "Hurh... Whats this..."

Cat: "Your Birthday Surprise la!"

YP: "I still dont geddit..."

YP: "Oh!!! OKOK! I GET IT!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YP!

YP: "Ohh.. So thats what the papers spell out..."

YP: "I still dont geddit..."

YP: "Let me rub the wall! I'm Sure i will understand after i do that!"

YP: " HAHAHAHAHAHH! OK! I GET IT! ITS MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!!!"

YP: "Now what arh?"

Cat: "Your Gifts!"
Scar: "YAR HOR!"

YP: "Yay... I get presents..."

Present Presentation!

Cat: "On behalf of lobby 4, we would like to pass to you ur birthday presents on turning 16... NAH!"

Look at Mister Lau and smile please!

YP: "ok. i got my presents liao. u all can fuck off already."

Cat: D :< "what the fuck?!"

Scar: "Ehhh?? Blow Out ur candles first la!"

YP: "FWOOOSHHHHH"

YP: "Can already anot?"

YP: "Ohh Must eat the cake first isit??"

YP: "Ok Ok, Fine, I'll eat it!"

YP: "yay. i like my birthday cake!"

YP: "Hehe... BUT I LIKE MY PRESENTS BETTER!!!!"

DISASTER STRUCK!

The Cake, after hearing YP's comments, COMMITED SUICIDE!!!!!!

Scarlett is giving an emo moment for the cake...

Lets all have a one minute of silence for the cake...

OK! BORING! LETS TAKE A GROUP PHOTO!

Cat: "Phew. That was a lot of work..."

Group Photo!

Smiles!

Cat: "Bleeh! I've got the blanket and u dont!"

Cat: " *GASP* YP! theres Tree TRUNKS ON UR COUCH!!!!"

Watch out for the teleporting dog.

BOXER!

Shower!

Brush Teeth!

Good morning yang fu!!!

Yang Fu: "Huh? What the fuck?"

YP: "Wei. The birthday boy is HERE ok? Give me the Lime Light."

Cat: "Haha! Fuck Off la!"

AND THEN!

Darth Vader(wearing a white robe) KIDNAPPED SCARLETT AT SISSORS(finger) POINT!

Scar: "huh? Please, That didnt even happen can?"

YP doing morning stretches!

Seeing as Cat went back to sleep,

We KIDNAPPED YANG FU AND PUT HER IN A BUBBLE!

END OF STAY OVER!

Journey to the Vivo... (wanted to say east, but i dunnoe weather vivo is in the north or the east =X)

Waiting for the train...

WAITING FOR THE TRAAIN...

And WAITING....

Scar: "what the fuck la. Where's the train!!??"

Cat: "Kua SIMI?"

YP: "er... Nothing? hehe..."

WE REACHED VIVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay! Yellow stuffed Toys! <3

Wah Lau... Elmo.... Red... SO FUCKING EXTRA!!!!!

Mickey Mouse: "OHHH! BEWBIES!!!!!!!"
Cat: " AHHHHHHH! WTFX!"

Scar: "HAHAHAH! Mickey Mouse Died... Cause he found out that cat HAS NO BEWBIES!!!"

Cookie Monster: "Congratulations Cat, U are now the heroine of toys'R'us. You Have defeated the Pervertic Mickey Mouse!"

Mickey Mouse: "IM NOT DONE YETTT!!!! GARHHHH"
Cookie Monster: "Ahh! Hold Me!"
Cat: "Ew! GET UR DIRTY BLUE HAND OFF ME!!!!!!!"

Cookie Monster: "Bitch! IM GONNA MOLEST U NOW! LETS GO FOR IT MICKEY!"
Mickey Mouse: " YEAH BABEh!"
Cat: "*GASp!*"
YP(at the back...) : "hur hur hur... i haff hoola hoop..."

JJ: "Arh? Where the fuck are we?"

JJ: "Wooo... Preetty...."

Scar and Daryl: "Hehe... We're sitting on a car..."

JJ: "Woo? BALL? ME HIT BALL!"

JJ: "ME catcH BALL!"

JJ: "Me Hit Ball Again!"

Smile!

Group Photo!!!!!

Pics with scarlett before she left for church!!!!

SENTOSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the ball?

Nah!

YP: " DRAGON PALM PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!"

JJ: "Jumping TIGER Claw Catch!"

Daryl: "Hyper POWER UPPERCUT PUNCH!!!!"

JJ: "GU NIANG ReTURNING SERVE!!!!!!"

Cam Whoring while jaga-ing the bags =(

Fake Smiles! WE ARE SAD INSIDE!!!

Denise............ SAME SMILE IN ALL THE PICS!!!

Cat: "Double Punching Strike!!!!"
Daryl: "Guys! This isnt working!!! WhAt are we doing???"

Daryl: "Look, We have to have a plan!"
Cat: "huh? Wait for meeeee!"
Daryl: "Ok. listen... *psst psst psst*"

Cat: "SuRpRiSe!!!!!!!!!"

"I got the ball!"
"No! I GOT IT!"
Confusion........

END OF GAMES!!!!!!!

Daryl Acting Model like. Lols~

YP is being burried!!!

CL: "MORE SAND!"

YP: "wow."

Group Photo!!!!!!!

CL: "PENG! Does this feel goooooood??"
YP: "-.-"

YP: "Can i get out now?"

CL: "Ok! we'll dig you out!"

YP: "ARgh!!! SO SLOW!!! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!!!"

YP: "Im FReE!!!"
CL: "huh?"

CL: "HUH??????????"

IF only we could play Vball with a net... LIKE THEM!!!!!

END OF SENTOSA!!!!!!!

TRIP BACK TO MAIN LAND SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

View from above.

Cat: "ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!"

View From the monorail~

Smiles!

Chinese New year still here meh???

JJ: "I still have the ball~"

BEFORE THE IR! (wait a few years and compare the photos. hahahahaha!)

VIVO!!!!!!!!

VIVOOOOO!!!!

Ok... Journey To YP's House......
Smiles Once again!!!!!!

THE END.
END OF BIRTHDAY POST. DONT BUG ME FOR PHOTOS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Sitting!

2008-02-24T23:43:00.000+08:00

=D I went baby sitting today! lol. ok... i used to baby sit children all the time for my mom, when she worked for tupperware. Aunties would bring their children along, then they would chuck them into the room i was in and expect me to entertain them =.=... It was ok at first. Kids loved me, I loved the kids. As our parents got closer, so did I with the respective children~! Then, there were many female groupies that started to "fall in love" with Jerry Kor Kor (me) which kinda really freaked me out. Eventually, I started to dislike baby sitting as i was really bothered by the groupies... They were so extreme that they even resorted to stalking and PHYSICAL Appeal to try and get my attention. Might i Add, im talking about 6 to 7 year old girls here? No idea where they got the idea that rubbing their (UBER FUCKING FLAT) chests on my arm would attract me >_>. scary huh? Must be the media. LOL!

Ok, anyways, after 3 long years of not touching that profession, i have found out that i still possess the skills to communicate with children! Yeah! Like on sat, i was forced to accompany my mom to deliver some tupperware stocks to a customer's house. Apparently, that customer had 2 grandchildren. Immediately, the older grandchild, 5, started to FORCE me to play with him. Even though i tried my best not to give him eye contact. Lol... Eventually i softened up and just started to play with him... Then, His younger brother, 17 mnths old, woke up from his nap. He couldnt leave me alone too! What was the most cutest thing was that he kept calling me Daddy! Wah. Dam scary/cute... Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! i went to the toilet, he was outside the door, Daddying me... lol! It is Cute i guess.. to a certain extent... These kids gew up without a father. This is probably the reason why they were attracted to me...

SO ANYWAYS! Today, I had yet another baby sitting job! It was pretty fun... I learnt how to speak a little flemish (dont think i spelt that right..) from those 2 Belgium children... haha... Adorable and photogenic, yet they are even ultra polite. They are really good kids. Not spoilt although their parents are FUCKING HOT GAZILLIONAIRES!!! I am really impressed by their manners =X So anyways. We had lunch with them, then we Brought them to play a couple of old arcade games.. Then we went SHOPPING! (as requested by the little boy.. haha..) ["i want Shopping!" he said] TOYSRUS! i dunnoe. but i find that the quality of goods they produce seems to be not as good as i remembered when i was a little boy... That toys R us at forum also seemed to be MUCH bigger when i was a kid... haha~ Darn. I miss being a little boy... The Carefree-ness i mean.... haha...... ok.. Piccies.

A FRIKING ALIEN!!

THE GRINCH!

FORMULAE FOR MAKING CHILDREN HAPPY!

Grouchy Kids

GROUCHY CHILDREN

Toys R US

Happy Children!!!

With Their Toys!

EXTRA BONUSES FROM THIS FORMULAE?

Happy Baby sitter!

Happy Children and Happy baby sitter!

Also Includes Getting a restaurant named after you!

Tiago

Sharlini

Chicken Wing Tiago

Happy SIBLINGS!

P.S. God is fair. He made them good looking and born FILTHY RICH. But they don't have a perfect life... Sadly, they are both lactose intolerant... So they can't eat chocolate, drink milk, have all those cakes and eat any kinda dairy products... OMG.. No cheese... SIGH... Poor kids la. At least they're gonna be hot when they grow up! =D

Death

2008-02-20T02:37:00.000+08:00

Yin Xing Died Yesterday Morning... Some Pictures in loving memory of Ying Xin....

happy chinese new year?

2008-02-07T23:40:00.001+08:00

Well ok... Happy Chinese New year i guess. Bwah. Today was ok i guess... But i have a feeling that the next 3 days of Chinese New Year is gonna be a bitch. My Brother Just Left Today for England... FOR A WHOLE MONTH. That Leaves Poor Little anti-social Me to fend off all the aunties and uncles AND strangers Who are gonna be interogating me about O's And also Giving me Moolah (which is probably going to be like, 2 bucks a pack or something =.=). So.. Yeah... THAT BASTARD ALWAYS MANAGES TO MISS FAMILY GATHERINGS AND THINGS THAT HAVE AKWARD MOMENTS LA! Shiat Him! Ok anyways. Today We did the usual.. Go to My Only Surviving Grandma's House really early in the morning... No One was there yet, cousins from my father's side of the family. That WAS A HUGE RELIEF! cause thats where The Akward Silences/Moments come in.. With the people i mostly can't talk to. ANYWAYS. We just sat there and ate Curry and bread. And Watched a bit of the Chinese New Year Celebration re-run of yesterday Night... Anyways, We quickly Sped out of her house right after the memory game ended. Yep. Thats the last thing i remembered watching. So Then, We Went to My Mother's Eldest Sister's House. Yeah. Expected to stay there till late night. But we left around 4pm. Cause everyone started To leave at that time. So... We went back home and camped at home till we 8 and then we went to send my bro off... Now im here. Blogging. Oh wellss.... GOtta prepare myself for the coming 3 days! RAWR.. Some Pictures perhaps?

Oh yeah. We bought a new family camera for my brother's trip. But I Used it for the few days before he left... =D When He comes back, ITS GONNA BE ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! SO anyways, The Pics posted are all from the new camera. la~

Mummy

Daddy

Family

Mom and Me. OKOK! I KNOW! ITS A FKING GHAAEEY POSE. THE moment i took the photo i went, OMG. EW. THATS SUCH A GAY PICTURE!!!!!!!!! Oh wells. Mummy is short what. what to do...

Bro and Me. He wants to make spastic faces... Not MY problem...

Uncle Klause. Funny man! He's German.

The Ho Children. xD
Debbie, Jack and Eman

Chinese New Year FOOD! WOOTS!

My Mom And Her God Child~

Me And My cousin emannuel!

P.S : there Arent Any Pictures of the airport cause my brother had already taken the camera with him.. so i cant upload them to my lappy... Oh Wells...

The First Photo that was taken by the camera salesman. This was at MUSTAFA!

FUCK MALAYSIA! ok no offence to the malaysians in singapore...

2008-02-01T10:50:00.001+08:00

ok. i officially hate malaysia. RAWR! i just came back from a 3 day 2 night stay at genting highlands. THE MOST FUCKED UP HOLIDAY I'VE EVER BEEn ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit! Everything there was bad! Let me do a check list for u k?

1. SERVICE WAS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

2. THINGS WERE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND OVER PRICED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I couldnt ride any rides since Anthony is still in his recovery stage and can't sit any thing that is exciting or something liddat... haha!

4. FOOD SUCKED!

5. It wasn't even that cold! >8O

6. It was not peak season... SO NO HOT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT!

7. Seriously nothing to do there

8. The ARCADE SUCKED BALLS! AND THE FUN ARCADE WAS UNDER RENOVATION!!!!!!!

9. THE LAN PRICES WAS SOOO MEGA FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15 rm Per hr =.=

10. EVERYTHING IN GENTING IS PRACTICALLY SPOILT!!!! The Game machines! The Pool Table! The Bowling Balls! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!

DAM! I was bored out of my BALLS just doing the same thing for 3 days! Play Pool. Go Bowling. Play Lan. Play Arcade. Go Snow City. Play Bumper Cars. Play Pool. Go Bowling. Play Lan. Play Arcade. REPEAT.

If not for anthony, i think i would have just committed suicide.... Well ok. Here are a few photos that i took. BUT THEY ARE FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!!!

Time I left my house. Havent Woke Up This Early in a while...

Waiting For the Bus... Was Still Excited Then

Bus Started To Leave at This time

The Bus Company That We Took

See?? I was Still So excited Can? Taking photos Of Everything. Waste my Energy only... =.=

Really Man.. Excited For Nothing... Must Learn From Anthony.. Look at his face? Not even Excited... xD

Summore Take the Time Every Hour =.=

We Finally Got Bubble Gum At the Lunch Pit Stop! YAY!

Mine is smaller!! Rawr!

See??? SO EXCITED! For nothing man.. FOR NOTHING!

Ticket To Snow World a.k.a Snow City~

This Is actually A ticket to the bumper cars ._. Not for a TP(theme Park) Ride! LIARS!!!

This Is the ticket for the 4D motion shit. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY! THEY BLOW WATER AT UR FACE AND MOVE U UP AND DOWN JUST ABIT. PLEASE LA!!! DOESNT EVEN STIMULATE REAL LIFE AT ALL CAN? BWAH! I HATE GENTING!

RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT PICTURES!
We went to The Gallery of Ripley's Believe it or not.. haha... it was kinda cool... Lots of things to see.. Can Spend more then an hour in there... Too Bad i didnt take much photo's in there! only a bit!

Anthony sat on the "luckiest" chair in the world! Made of horse shoes i suppose =.= Then He wished for HIS MOM TO WIN MORE MONEY PLAYING THE JACKPOT! LOL!!! At Dinner, his mom scolded him for wishing for such a material thing... Instead of wishing for his own well being... lol!

World's Tallest Man's Hand! See the diff?

MINE IS BIGGER LA!

They Brand Criminals in the olden days... like COWS!!! wonder what JB stands for.. JAIL BAIT! =.= i dunnoe...

Ohh yeah! i think this is cool! the egyptions mummify their falcons with their masters! lol! hmm... what if the master dies before the falcon? omg.. poor birdie... it must have been killed! =O

ok... i have no idea why? but this trap is made for humans >_> It can CHOP off ur leg when u step in the middle... lol! i think when anthony puts his leg there, it wont close... too fat! CANNOT CLOSE! LOL!!

A chair made for the world's Tallest man... ok la. i look fucking spastic in it! i was so afraid the chair was gonna break can? But then After anthony sat on it... then i felt safer... LOL! ok im dam mean =(

NO MORE PHOTOS! Of Ripley's...

Ok.. So this is what we did for 3 Days...

Bowling~

Long KANG!

Mine is going straight! HA!

Ok... We Both Sucked... BADLY... But... I STILL OWNED ANTHONY! WAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Pool!

I did alot of double kills man! as in 1 hit, 2 balls go into the holes at the same time... BUT TOO BAD FOR ME!! THE BALLS THAT WENT IN WAS ANTHONY'S BALLS!! I WAS HELPING THE ENEMY!!! LOL!!! so suay.... sigh....

Archery!!

That Girl is like... THE ONLY FREAKING NICE STAFF THERE!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS A FUCKING BASTARD! WHY WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY IF UR GONNA BE BLACK FACED AND NOT POLITE AND RUDE AND AND AND AND! FUCK U ALL LA!

Acting Pro. Later u see the arrow miss the target... lol!

We Wanted to take home our target sheets! but they didnt allow us... >=( CHEAP BASTAARDS! KEEP RE-USING THEM! GIVE THEM TO THE TOURIST LA CCB!

The View From Our hotel room... The Only thing we cant see in singapore is the clouds coming straight to our windows... lol...

Coffee Bean! Also over priced...

Super Spastic Advertisement la!

Just Smiling for the camera... im frowning inside... lol!

This RIDICULOUS DISPLAY WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE COFFEE BEAN!! DAMMIT! IT WAS SPAMMING CHINESE NEW YEAR SONGS AND DRIVING ME NUTS MAN!!! wanted to go down there and smash the freaking speakers! too bad they are too high to reach! >_>

This Smiley Face was found on the door of a toilet cubicle in the toilet... i dont wanna noe whats it made off... i hope its just burn marks from a cig!

LOL! What a name to name a restaurant.. It literally translates to OLD PLACE. So... "Where do old people go to?" "they go the the old place!" =.= or or or... "Where do u guys wanna meet? lets meet at the old place!" =.=

The Theme Park we never got a chance to go to...

Its Actually quite small u noe... This is half of the theme park. The top photo is the other half =.= HATE GENTING!

If u look out that window, u'd see the theme park...

Finally, before we left, i saw a monkey at the carpark exit... was hoping it would get ran over by a car though >:D

MUNKAY!

New Job

2008-01-21T18:51:00.001+08:00

Before you start to read my blog and get bored. Here are some HILAROUS VIDEOS that jeremy linked me to. They Arent in english and they dont have sub titles. Dont WORRY! Just watch it! Its dam funny.... Their expressions and reactions. Oh and if anyone would like to help to translate, I WOULD APPreCIATE IT ALOT!!!

z. Today was the first day of my new job. I was told that I was going to be a stock checker for isetan..... right............. SO NOT?!?

KNN!!!! First. We (my Bro and i) were told to report to the warehouse at 9.45 a.m. ........ We did as we were told. When we arrived, there was a group of SA boys sitting and talking. And also a fat big nerdy (OMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME! But its not....) Guy was standing around them. BLOODY HELL! No one told us anything and we practically stood there for 25 minutes! Stoning. I took out my iPod and started to watch Hairspray. (thank god for that) My brother wasn't much of a help. He didn't even give me eye contact, let alone talk to me! z. So then some skinny bi-spectabled man came up to the nerdy guy and started talking to him. Like, He was only facing him la! And he was talking in a volume only sufficient for a 3 feet radius hearing range! THEN, I found out that what he was telling the nerd was instructions for the whole group of us! i was like... =.= i didnt hear no shit. i was watching hairspray. My brother managed to hear though >_> (standing too close to the nerd i pressume?)

SO. We were told to go to the basement and sit as there were chairs there.... =.= BAD MOVE! we went to the basement, which was actually the carpark. There were chairs lined up against the wall.. Dusty, Dirty, Grey, school kinad chairs. Then i dunnoe what happened la. i walked one big circle around the carpark cause i thought there was an office here or something for us to work in.. But it turns out that there was NO OFFICE. Which means..... NO FRIKING AIR CON! but when i went back to the chairs, everyone was sitting in a circle cause the chairs was in a circle... i sat next to my brother and whispered to him that this is very much in ressemblense to a peer support group! he agreed. haha. Then More waiting.... another 15 mins. Then this group of new people came... ALL AH BENGS CAN?? and one malay boy with them... But what was amusing was the fact that these guys were all dressed and looked totally liek ah bengs. But, THEY WERE ENGLISH SPEAKING AH BENGS! DAM CUTE LA! Well... ok... not really... ah bengs are disgusting either way.... lol.

SO. Then this other guy came and told us that we were here to remove the ornaments off the christmas trees and pack them into boxes. I was like, Oh ok. That should be easy. Then he showed us the christmas trees. .................................................................................................................
OMFG. IT WAS A MOUNTAIN OF CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Well.. We had no choice. it was our job.... These christmas trees were SICK CAN??? THE ORNAMENTS WERE PRACTICALLY MERGED TO THE TREE!!! it was one of the most complicated christmas tree's I've ever seen. there were the balls, as usual. then there was a layer of copper wire mesh wrapped around the tree. Then, thousands of maple tree branches. Finally, Christmas Lights were wrapped around the entire tree. If this wasn't Bad enough, all these ornaments were CABLE TIED TO THE FRIKING TREE!!! So we couldn't just pluck out the ornaments... we had to use pliers to cut them off the tree... So we set off to work in three different groups. There was the ah beng group, the group of SA Boys, then there was the group of Clique-less people. Me and my bro included. We then set off to hours of Cutting and pulling. To top this all off, there was poor ventilation in the car park, BAD instructions from the guy in-charge, SLACKERS from THE OTHER 2 GROUPS AND NO FANS OR AIR CONDITIONING!!!! The stupid guy in charge kept adding instructions and changing his intructions... oh god... so frustrating! we're doing something half way and he comes and tells us to do it another way...... z. The slackers were bad. The ah bengs were doing what usual ah bengs do. sit in a circle and yak away while pretending to look busy.... the sa boys were talking about school and outside stuff while not concentrating on their job at all. OUR GROUP was the most productive. We were the fastest and most productive. My brother didnt even take a break. I slacked a little though >_> JUST A LITTLE! Oh well. Now we have cuts and bruises all over. Lol. The Ah Bengs quite funny. When we went back to the first level, We all went to the lift. then the uncle had no space to come in. so he went to check the place we were working while we went up. then the ah bengs say, the uncle horny sia. He alone now, go masturbate. masturbate to the smell of young boys. LOL. The whole lift laughed! dam funny! Oh well. Back to work tmr.

Dam.. Results on Thursday.... zzz. Oh well. Back to reality eh? No pictures to post. Still NEed to get the m2 adaptor... z. anyone got a spare one to give me??? Oh yeh. I'll post what happened in the past 2 weeks soon. Its still in progress.

oh right.

2008-01-05T03:31:00.000+08:00

LOL! im such a fool. i was under the edit html tab. FOOL! oh well. Second post for the 4th i guess...

Dam. i realise that i really have no life! im a loser! oh my god! NOOOOOOOO! oh well. cant wait for poly to start. maybe i can start having a life there! haha! Ohhhhh~ Poly Open Houses! Cant wait! coz im totally taking leave on those days! take leave to go for open house! WOOTS! Come let me advertise for the polys! = D

Bah. Too lazy. Basically, Singapore Poly, Temasek Poly and Nanyang Poly, These three polys are having their open house on the same three days! 10 to 12. Budden the timings are a bit different. Just about 1 to 2 hrs difference only. And Ngee Ann Poly's open house is on the following week's thursday to sat. So... its... 17 to 20? i dunnoe! la~

Ok. So i realise that alot of people are going overseas to study. And that really bites. BECAUSE, I WANNA GO OVERSEAS TOO BUT I CANT! so it bites for me. ha. oh dam. thats selfish.

Ok. I'm feeling so random today. ABANANANA.. you know what i mean? APAPAAAPYAA.. yeh?

Ok. now i can use the computer for a while. but i really dont feel like using the computer! like what the hell? totally feel like banging my head against the wall. when im not using the com i CRAVE for it. When i AM using it, I DONT WANNA USE IT! what the hell is this nonsense? And the thought of going out makes me feel all lazy... but i wanna go out! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? oh i noe. this has to be the feeling of restless-ness.

DamMIT! IM SUCH A WHINEY BITCH!

So you noe. everyone is telling me the results are coming out on the 18th of jan. But im in serious denial. I hope everyone is wrong. But what can i do. sigh.

YEs LA~! 2 more weeks babeh! and i stop working for Singtel! Woots! i wanna work in the service industry.. SOMEONE WHISK ME AWAY!

Oh wait. that should belong in a new paragraph. SOMEONE WHISK ME AWAY! I WANNA GET OUTTA REALITY! WHERES THAT FUCKING SEWER ThAT LEADS ME TO (whats that enchanted country called again? starts with an E thats for sure... ) EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-country!!!! Dam I need a partner.

I've been slacking alot at work recently. i think my boss noes. shes threatening to cut my ear peice wires if i listen to my mp3 too often. haha. too bad bitch. like i work 8 and a half hours. and i listen to my ipod like 8 hrs a day? and i sleep like 1 hr. but thats during my lunch break. wahahahaha. lose weight, gain back ur sleep time!

Anyways. I really want to do alot of shit. but i just dont. thats sad. oh weellllss... Anyone wanna change my lifestyle for me? u show i follow. lala!

I dunnoe what to do anymore. u noe... i really dont feel anymore. maybe thats what boredom is like yar? not feeling anything. or is that such a thing as not feeling any emotions at all. because thats what im going through now. and it kinda sux. oh wait. i am feeling feelings. im feeling annoyed actually.. by alot of things. bah. fk fk fk fk fk fk!

Wah. im annoyed. and over sensitive. and i cant be bothered with alot of shit. the thought of doing some thing that requires energy just annoys me. that really sucks. dam it la. i keep saying i wish in my head. DAMn ANNOYING LA! FUCK IT ! im not holdng back on vulgarities anymore. its my blog. my thoughts. fuck u! IM VULGAR! SO? well i only type vulgar. but im not that vulgar in real life D: or am i? what ever la. FUCK FUCK FUCk!

I need new friends. nothing wrong with u guys. but i need new friends. U ALL INTRO ME To NEW PPL LA. what the fuck. im going nuts.

omg this is a horrible post! what the hell? Blah? BLAH blah? Blah blah blah?

i cant see the photos when im typing! why nawt!?

2008-01-05T01:25:00.000+08:00

its still 2007! (anti-cliche title)

2008-01-01T03:36:00.000+08:00

Dam. Its already the first of jan. So intercoursing quick! Gah. I have no energy to type. So this should be a short post. Darn it... It still feels like 2007 to me! well.. actually.. this year, i haven't felt alot of things... its kinda like i lost my ability to care! or feel. w/e. like firstly, lets start from the beginning... sec 4 didnt feel like sec 4, until O levels ended. haha! ironic i noe. it only felt like sec 4 after o's ended coz you get an uber long holiday. next was my birthday. my birthday didnt feel like my birthday at all. it was in the middle of prelims.. so i guess there was a reason to not feel in the mood for having fun. but still... the main thing that i didnt feel at all this year was the exams. god. dammit. the exams... o's didnt feel like o's... prelim's didnt feel like prelims. i think i just couldnt have been bothered to see the significance and importance of the exams till they were over... thats why i didnt feel nothing when they were here... now to more recent events, the holiday season. nope. no feelings at all... first of all, those holidays that doesnt really concern me (not being racist here...) like hari raya and deepavali etc. i didnt even noe they were public holidays until i was told they were. i knew about christmas. but i havent been in the christmassy mood for a long long time. i wonder when did i start getting bored over christmas... hmm... well the last thing i didnt feel at all, was new year. yep. this year's new year. or 3 and a half hours ago. i didnt feel a thing. all i saw was local artists with really bad scripts and horrible singapore "talents" performing american songs on a live television broadcast. yep. that was titled "new year's eve count down" event of the year. still dont feel anything. or not caring to feel anything. this is bad. i used to care. now i dont even have any urge to put some effort into feeling things. i cant feel anymore. omg. that was such an emo line... lol. maybe it's cause im blogging when im tired. i. cant. feel. anymore. LOL. when u cut me, i bleed loneliness.. when you squeeze me, i ooze hate for the world. LOL! E.M.O! well... im not gonna be bothered to pretty up this post. so no paragrahs or coloured text. maybe just some pics. yep. zz.

-edit- : blogger hates me. no photos this time. maybe later today. nite.

EVE of the EVE!

2007-12-30T15:47:00.000+08:00

Well. Its the eve of the eve of the new year. It hardly feels like it at all though. What the hell happened to 2007? Its already over! Sigh. Its realy depressing when you think about how fast time really passes by. And EVEN MORE depressing when you think about the things you've done and what you've wasted all that time on. AND ITS EXTREMLY DEPRESSING WHEN YOU START TO REGRET EVERY SINGLE FREAKING MEANINGLESS THING THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE PAST YEAR. so. lets not think about it at all. Another year gone. We're all growing up so fast. People getting older. THIS IS ALL SO DEPRESSING!

Well Today is a sunday! Woots! THANK GOD theres no work tmr! Or Is there? I dunno. Is new year's eve a public holiday? Bah! Who cares! im just not going to work! All i get is lesser pay! Ha! Thank god im finishing work soon! Then hopefully I'll get a more exciting job! My Contract Ends on the 20th of jan! COME on! Almost There! One thing i've learnt from this job is, NEVER EVER GO INTO THE ADMIN LINe! unless you're someone who really enjoys being bored. (if you do enjoy being bored. then, YOU'RE A FREAK! FREAK! FREAKA! FREAKAZOIDA!) Seriously! Its really boring! Filing + staring at Bills = BORING SHIT INTERCOURSE! well... yeh. maybe im just not suited for that line. i need to talk to people! IF NOT I'LL FREAKING EXPLODE! But everyone my age ignores me... so its pretty much just me and my super smexy IPOD! Woots Woots! Two Woots for my ipod! Woot Woot!

So. I went out yesterday with kevin and juliet. And another four new people. Friends of friends. haha! We were supposed to go ice skating. But apparently we didnt. Oh well. So we went bowling and had dinner and sent the rest off. Last time seeing kevin before he leaves for germany to study for 2 years! x/ Well anyways. After we sent the rest off, Ju and I went to Orchard Road to See the HITACHI! Christmas lights! Lol! They Damn Agressive sia! Every freaking lamp post got HITACHI! big big over there! haha! Oh AND also TO TAKE PICTURES! BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE FORGOT TO REMIND ME TO TAKE PICTURES!!! wahhhhhh.... haha. The Pictures of bowling is with one of the new friends i made. But he's yet to send me any! So no pictures about sat. That's kinda it for sat. PRIS NOES ALL! That's all I'm saying! haha! oki doki. pokey pokey! Its been a pretty boring December i must say. some excitement please. Anyone? HELLO?? ANYONE?? GIMME EXCITEMENT! GIMME GIMME! I WANNA GO FOR A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY! PLEASE! SOMEONE TAKE ME WITH YOU! CALL ME!! CALL ME!!! CALL ME FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!! ( i cant say for intercourse sakes... it just doesn't flow! Forgive my fucks here and there... =X ) OK. going crazy. not a good way to start a new year. ha. Ok then! lets have some pictures to reminisce over the good old times. : D

PANICH U RETARD!

lol! After this picture was taken, Ms. Lim was laughing at how spontaneous we were for just randomly taking a photo out of no where!

NOT THE NIPPLES! THEY'RE SENSETIVE!!!

Lol! The Templates For Future TATTOOs!!!

EH! MY PENCIL!!! <3 I broke it during Os =(

Christmas? What? Over?

2007-12-28T23:13:00.000+08:00

Oh damn. I'm like four days late for a Christmas post aren't i? Oh well... Screw it. Christmas was bad anyhow. Well.. i haven't had an exciting Christmas all my life. NO ONE FREAKING INVITES ME TO PARTIES! lol! maybe i shall wait till im 18... hmmm.. anyways!

Merry Christmas Everyone! I didn't send out any Christmas smses this year. i found it quite pointless to mass send sms to everyone... So insincere and meaningless... Its a total waste of money. And don't you dare tell me its the point that counts. Maybe I'll send out some new year smses? lol! I Know... YOU FRIKING HYPOCRITE! =O
Well... My Christmas was bad... i had a swollen eye on Christmas day for the whole day! so i couldn't take pictures, without looking bad that is... and i couldn't see everyone properly! i was so self conscious! i didn't want people to think that i was some retard with a swollen eye as a permanent facial defect! so i was pretty shy that day... I spent Christmas day with Nicole though! haha... actually.. not really. we talk for abit. then we went to sleep! lol! we slept together. on the same bed. lol! apparently some little girl came into the room and saw both of us sleeping on the same bed facing each other and gave some funny look. lol. that's what nic told me xD i would upload some pictures of nic and my swollen eye! but sadly... i don't have the memory card adaptor thingy yet. =/ well.. who wants to look at some INTERCOURSED up eye anyways.. haha... OH! Also! i only got one gift for Christmas this year!!!! what the hell!!! and its totally obsolete to me! its a CD wallet! like who uses CDs anymore? Isn't that sad??? one gift for Christmas?? dam. Well... that's kinda the only things that made it a boring Christmas... haha... an eye that restricted me to be hyper! and no gifts! INTERCOURSE U SANTA! U MOTHER INTERCOURSING BASTARD! WHERES MY INTERCOURSING PRESENT! EVERYONE! LISTEN! SANTA CLAUSE IS A SCREWED UP INTERCOURSER! I'VE GOT PROOF!

Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 1 -

SANTA CLAUSE IS A STALKING PERVERT! ALSO SUSPECTED TO BE A PEDOPHILE!

Proof That Santa Is Evil # 1 -

Ever heard the Christmas song, "Santa Clause" is coming to town? yeah. I'm sure everyone has heard it. There's a verse that goes "He Sees, you when your sleeping, He Knows when you're awake! He Knows if you've been bad or good...." SEE?? HE'S A STALKER! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! AND HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE! WHAT THE HELL? I BET HE STARES AT YOU WHILE YOUR SMEXING! COZ YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE! HE'S THE ONE THAT MAKES PORNO FILMS! ITS HIM! ARREST HIM! HE ALSO KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD! WHAT THE HELL?? bad? how bad is bad? spank me bad? if that's the bad he's talking about, then he's a total pervert! ALSO, this Christmas song was made for children so that they would behave right? WELL ALL THE MORE IT PROVES THAT HE'S A PEDO! HE WATCHES LITTLE CHILDREN SLEEPING! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERTIC OLD INTERCOURSER! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO ALERT! PEDO!!

Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 2 -

SANTA CLAUSE IS THE MAIN PROVIDER FOR GREENHOUSE GASES! HE'S THE ONE BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING! HE'S ALSO DEPLETING THE EARTH'S FINITE RESOURCES! WHAT THE HELL!

Proof That Santa Is Evil # 2 -

If Your bad, you get coal for Christmas in your stockings. THAT MOTHER INTERCOURSER IS TRYING TO PROMOTE THE USE OF COAL! Not only does coal produce harmful gases that causes air pollution, COAL IS ALSO A NATURAL RESOURCE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO MAKE! HE'S THE ONE THATS MAKING OUR NATURAL RESOURCES RUN OUT SO FAST! HE'S TAKING ALL OUR COAL!! STUPID FAT MAN! He doesn't care about global warming coz that FAT FUCK! (sorry, i cant resist) IS LIVING IN THE FRIKING NORTH POLE! He Doesn't Heat up at all! AND I BET HIS HOUSE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRE OF THE NORTH POLE! SO HIS FRIKING ICE BERG THAT HE LIVES ON WONT MELT! GAHHH!! EVIL IM TELLING YOU!!!!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 3 -

SANTA CLAUSE IS PROMOTING RACISM! DAMN YOU FAT MAN!

Proof That Santa Is Evil # 3 -

Santa Clause only GIVES PRESENT TO THE RICH WHITE KIDS IN AMERICA WHO CAN AFFORD HOUSES THAT HAVE CHIMNEYS IN THEM! WHAT ABOUT THE ASIAN KIDS AND THE POORER KIDS WHO CANT AFFORD CHIMNEY HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU RACIST BASTARD! RACIST I TELL YOU! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE FRIKING HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DAMN YOU FAT MAN!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Chinese Girl : Dear Santa, I think you forgot me this christmas.. Because I didn't Get any.....

White Girl : MOVE SLUT! *GRINS* SANTA! GIVE ME MORE! I'VE GOT MILK AND COOKIES! GIVE ME MORE INTERCOURSING PRESENTS YOU FAT INTERCOURSER! GO AWAY CHINESE BITCH! YOU'RE TOTALLY HOGGING THE SPOT LIGHT!!!! *SHOVES*

Need i say more people? Santa IS BAD! LOOOK LOOK! SANTA (rearrange the N) = SATAN! OMFG! WHAT THE INTERCOURSE???
Meh. Enuff about fat men in red stripper clothes. lol! Back to Christmas day. The FOOD WAS FAB! FAB! FAB!!!! Auntie Florence (Godma) Cooked her fantastic, famous, annual (duh. Christmas is only once a year) Christmas lunch! Many Many things to eat! but to name a few, there was the 10 KG TURKEY!!! With Bacon at the sides! (delish stuffings inside.. oooouuhhh... my mouth is watering, just thinking of it.... *slurps*) Then there was the ever famous DEVIL'S CURRY! well i don't really like that. but it still seems to be a big hit with the other guests. haha. and then there's the FING! OMG! IS THAT HOW U SPELL IT? I DUNNO! BUT WHO CARES!? ITS THE BEST EVER! ITS SOOO TASTY! THE TEXTURE! omg! TO DIE FOR! too bad it only comes once a year! (fing sounds gross when u describe it. BUT IT TASTES SOOOOO AWESOME! SO IT DOESN'T MATTER! fing is made of various intestines from different animals cooked in green curry powder and a lot of other fantastic spices) HuHA! That's my fav dish... fing... mmmm.. theres alot of other things, like, chicken wings? i didn't eat any. then there was nooooodles~ and also, bak choy and roast beef and damn! i don't rmb! the fing is all that i can think of now! hungry at 2 am in the morn. what the hell... That's what i look forward to every year. The Lovely FOOD! Ok. This Entry Is getting WAYY TOO LONG. I bet you guys didn't even make it here. those people who manage to read all the way to this part, please tag on my tag board. oh! oh! tag the word - photosynthesizemebaby! - haha! that would be sooo cool! ok i better stop here. hmmm... Let me Add in some photos in the mean time. How Bout some prom night photos? ahhh... A bit late to post them eh? doesn't matter. my blog. fk off.

Panich and Flor! Cant really see his top hat from this photo =O FLOR IS WEARING MAKE UP! OMG!

Ms Lim : Eh! Come Back Here! tch! Dont Move lah! i want to Take photo!

Bonked out on Martel so soon?

4A! (note, Not everyone is here yet!)

A tired Smile?

What?! Another Blog?

2007-12-28T22:02:00.000+08:00

Oh kae! Oh kae! I know this is really bullshit! "What??! Jerrold! Your making a new blog when your first blog didn't even work out!??! What's your INTERCOURSING problem you retard!" I bet that's what everyone is thinking right now. (If you're reading this that is.. xD)

Yes. I've Made a new blog! Why? Well... I don't really have a good reason! Haha! i guess i didn't really like the old blog address? Its too long i should say? =O BAD REASON! yes. i noe. ok. But Anyways. In the spirit of the new year, I'm Starting a new blog all over again! Yay! ok... i promise you guys that my new blog won't be as dead as my previous blog ok? lol. I'll definitely have more then 9 Posts a year... (lol! yes! I've checked. only nine posts for 2007! =O) and as I've always been promising, after i get my new laptop (WHICH I HAVE!), i would post pictures right? well YAY! i shall keep my promise! but now i need to get an m2 transferring thingy to transfer files and songs and pictures and if i don't then it'll be so difficult and i would have to find someone with a spare transfer thingy and i also was thinking of buying a new memory card and and and and and and and and and.........

Ah... One problem at a time.
Right. So this new blog will be -
1. Less Vulgar
2. More Visual
3. Updated More Frequently
4. Better Looking ( i hope)
5. Less Fat

=D Hope You guys will love my new blog more then my old blog yar? SAY YAR OR SHUT THE INTERCOURSE up!

p.s, me being less vulgar means that I'm gonna replace the F word with INTERCOURSE! k? xD and when i say the F word i don't mean fats. Ok then. Have fun reading!