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Friday, August 29, 2008

Happy Birthday San! =DD








So, we finally got to meet up again! All in the name of Cheng San.. haha! It was really great to see them all again.. (Except for the lack of pressence from Jeremy... =X) haha... We all got together to celebrate San's Birthday on the 26th of august and it was great! We had Dinner, Together at Ashtons and went to play LAN after that, just like the good old days! =] Memories... haha.. Oh well, It was great to see u guys again! Hope the next time we meet, Jeremy would be there too!



Me, Cheng San, Anthony and Jian hua!



Garh! Eating! (fucking fat face!)



Anthony!



Lol. San and Hua!



Me and Ant!



I love my Sausages! =]





San being spirited away!



LOL! Look at San's ah beng face! Smile la! =P




Ah Beng!



Lol! Fuck u la! People eating u still Spam photos! Want to die isit! haha...



Anthony acting cute!

(No solo picture of jian hua... =/ Cause he was the camera man of the night =])


Had Great fun that night! Hope we get to meet up again some time soon =)


Who's the Monkey now at Friday, August 29, 2008;

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Ok... I'm pretty much too lazy to upload a ton of photos to post about any time soon.... So dont expect too much k? haha.

Oh. I would like to dedicate this post to Jacklyn. HAHA! She helped me set up my first skin ever! yay! And she took so much initiative to help pretty it up.. Thanks Jack! the tranny! =D



Tranny Eyes~




Lecturer Jacky~




Jacky and me!




Jack attacked by a nerd and Jafar. haha!



Whee~!


Thanks again for everything Jack! Even more then the blog skin. =)






Ok. Lazy to post le. Bye!

Who's the Monkey now at Wednesday, August 13, 2008;

Sunday, August 10, 2008

1. RINI'S BIRTHDAY BBQ PARTY!!!!!!!
(cum Catherina's going away party.. but sadly, we didnt take any pictures with cat! i have no idea why... =/)

Ok. So Jahafar met up with me the night before the BBQ so we could start to prepare the prawns and BBQ chicken wings for the BBQ. No photos sadly.. So the next day was the bbq itself! So a group of early birds came to help out with the preperations for the bbq! To name, the crew consists of JACKLYN!, FAISAL!, DEREK!, JAHAFAR!, ME! and Sammy... but she really didnt do much. so... not counted! haha! A+ for the effort for coming early though =DD

So ok, the bbq started out pretty limpy. That was cause we couldnt get the fire started. Then, Zai and Fate came! She was practically god sent! =D She totally owned the bbq pit and started to Make some fire with her HOTNESS RAYS! haha! Then people just started to come after that. The clique of girls, Rini, Wani, Baini, Kim, and also Rini's little sister came along! Syaz and Eman also came... Dan and Rin came a little later~ Then there was Vicki! All dressed up! haha! Finally Faisal came with Catherina cause we wanted to surprise her. But it didnt really work out as we planned. haha. But oh wells. We had 2 cakes prepared. One for Rini, One for Cat. The food at the Bbq was fantastic! Or should i say, ORGASMIC! haha! we had all agreed to name the prawns Orgasmic prawns... Because they taste so good that they make u have an instant orgasm! haha! We actually took a video of us orgasming at the same time while eating the prawns... but it got accidentally deleted. oh well. =/ We had tons of fun. Playing DAre or DARE at the end of the bbq. Guys and girls french kissing here and there... haha. Orgasms and threesomes on the pool chairs! Sounds like an mass orgy doesnt it? haha. well. it's ment to sound like that! haha!

Over all, the Bbq actually went really well actually. It was probably because we were really prepared for the bbq. and also because i had a Swankingly GOOD Crew as support! =D Thanks guys! Sorry for the bad photography skills. Not sure who was in-charge of the phototaking! haha! *COUGH*FARITH*COUGH* so. anyways. Here are the photos! Enjoy!!!!! =D



WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!
WARNING: Photos are in the opposite order! Please start viewing the photos from bottom to top to enjoy maximum viewing pleasure! haha! Thank you for ur COOPERATION!!






Yep.. Its is... Hope u enjoyed! =D



Someone's Hot feet! This must mean its the end of the bbq!!!




Blury photos. i think this is the orgasmic prawns time...



The Bbq Still continues!





-TEN YEARS LATER-
Still Cam Whoreing....




Ok. Derek got bored and went to rape rini.. VIcki started cam whoreing alone!!!



STILL SMiling....




All Smiles!




Derek and vicki cam whorering... Oblivious to the raping situation...




Kim: "I got her feet!"
Baini: "I got her legs!"
Jafar: " I got her arms!"




Rini still being raped... Dam long arh?





Rin: "DO U WANT ONE REALLY INSIDE UR EYES?"




Vicki: "I haf forks ein mai eyes!!"




Vicki and Dan!




Vicki: "LET me see what songs? Orhhh! woooo... Ah..."




DJ's Of the evening, Dan and Rin. The Guest in the studio, Vicki!




Everyone's joining in the fun!




Rin in smeagle's voice: "GET HER!"



Then, JAFAR WHEN BALISTIC AND STARTED TO RAPE RINI BY THE POOL SIDE!!!




Vicki, Finally playing with someone her own size... haha... Just kidding... hi Rini's sister!



Knights on a purple Dinohorse!! ONWARDS!
Rin: "Giddy Up BARNEY!"




Jacklyn conquers the Playground castle!



Either Dan or Rin... Showing off at pull ups...




Baini Vibrating! haha!




Jack and Farith!
Jack: "Smile Farith.... I SAVED THE DAY. U BETTER BE HAPPY! >=D I SAID SMILE!"



Jacklyn was the hero of the evening. Making our world safer, one smeagle at a time. =D




Jacky: "I SAID TIME FOR A SWIM!!!!!!!"
Rin: "YETH!!!!"




Jacky: "Time for a swim Rin~!"
Rin: "EEiiihhh!"(smeagle's moan.)




Camera Man and Woman For the evening, Kim and Farith!




Dan and Vicki!
(Zhi Chaos, My neighbour and childhood friend also Derek's Ex school mate in the background...)




Smile Girls! (Sharin trying to infect them!)



Kim, The camera doesnt work this way...



Just Syazzy and I laughing at all the funny things going on at the party!






Baini: "Hehe... Lucky We're Both not Infected~"
Farith: " Yar lar! "




Jacky: "Oh no!!! Poor Sharin! He was a good man!! ='( Sobs!!)



Rin was discribing to Jacky how smeagle tried to attack him with her vENOMOUS FANGS!!!
Rin: "They were so sharp and were coming out from her mouth!"
Jacky: " Like this? *Nmm Nmm Nmm*



Rin Vibrating in Full force Smeagle form!!!




It's RIN! HE GOT INFECTED BY SMEAGLE!!!!!! AHH!!!!!
Jack: " boo! "




Jacky: "Oi! Dont friking steal my lime light! I'm still the model here ok?!!?




Rini's smile shook the whole camera! Ahahaha! Hi Rini!




Go Zai! Yeah Baby! BaRbAQue the Chicken that way! HARDER! HOTTER! Lol!!!




LOL! Dan eating a hot dog promiscously!




Hi Fate!





Me: "Oi dont take my picture ah. Im already drunk on F&N Grape chunoe?"




Chicken! Half eaten! It must be the work of Sharin!




Omg! SQUID!!!!! I want to eat it again!!! RAwr!





Just chillin out at the bbq~!




Jacky: "Look at me~! Im a posuer modal!~"




Wani: "Don't take my picture! It's just too beautiful for the camera to handle!"




Phn! U found me! And my really short hair! =O



Eman Flirting with Baini~!!! or is it the other way round? hmm...
Maybe she's telling him the history of something..... LoL! U know baini~



Oh god! Orgasmic prawns on the left, Boiling gravy on the right, Chicken on the left! and Stingray on the right again! Thats basically our menu for the bbq. Mmmm.... Delish!




The already cooked food is depleating!!! Oh Noes!




Sam: "WHERES MY FOOD! ITS SO HOT HERE! IM HUNGRYYY! GIVE ME MY FOOD!!!"




Dan being cool. Sharin failing at being cool. HAHA! Thats me in the background!



Dan, Rin and Syaz acting Cute! or Hungry... i dunnoe. haha!



Wani and Sam always in unglam shots!




Farith! Dont let me get started on ur face! (Trade Mark of Wei How!)



Go Bbq! Hi there kim!



Hizwani, headless Baini and Sam! in an unglam photo!



F&N GRAPE CAN! (oh and syazanah...) LOL! Just kidding.. It's SYAZZY EVERYONE! =D



Rin, Jack, Dan, Vicki and mystery man in black! =O
(Got Chairs dont want to sit. Sit on the floor summore!)


BBq Crew : Zai and Fate!
(Jafar Stealing food!)



P.S : sorry i took so long to post this. It takes a long time to post so many pictures. Plus. I GOT LAZY! haha! Hope u enjoyed this!! More to come, MISB NBC 2008! Stress.

Who's the Monkey now at Sunday, August 10, 2008;

Who's the monkey?

Jerrold Damien Ong!

18 in 2009!
Millennia Institute!
Fat and proud of it!
Pround member of FFL!(Fat For Life)

Burning Desires

1. 32 GB I-Pod TOUCH!!!
2. A Sports/tote bag!!!
3. A new phone!
(With a freaking good-ass camera!)
4. A dragon boat paddle!
5. A Nice And Cheap Watch!
6. A Pair of drumsticks!
7. A new Shoebag!
(Jacklyn's shoe bag still rawks though =3)
8. A pair of sneakers!!!
9. A hot bod... =]
10. Moolah! $_$

Listen to the monkey!



Talk to the monkey!



Monkey Friends!

Eating my bananas!
*Cath!
*Scarlett!


Close to my bananas!
*Ange/Cat/Scar!!!
*Cheng San!
*Jacklyn!
*Jian Hua!
*Juliet!
*Kai!
*Kevin!
*Patricia!
*Samantha!
*Wei How!
*Zhi Chao!


MacPhersonians to the max!
*Alicia!
*Alyssa!
*Farzana!
*Florensia!
*Hui Zin!
*Jia Yin!
*Lois!
*Matthiew!
*Nicke!
*Syahirah!


Millennians to the max!
*Catharina!
*CY!
*Dannycakes!
*Faisal!
*Grace!
*Hizwani!
*Humaira!
*Jojo!
*Kim!
*Moo!
*Rinihartini!
*Shahrin!
*Shimah!
*Syazzy!
*Vicki!


Republicans to the max!
*Angeline!
*Christina!
*Dian!
*Gary!
*Nadia!
*Shila!
*ZiZie!


Past Rantings

December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
January 2009
February 2009
April 2009
November 2009