Depressed. Monkey. ]:
Sunday, February 24, 2008

=D I went baby sitting today! lol. ok... i used to baby sit children all the time for my mom, when she worked for tupperware. Aunties would bring their children along, then they would chuck them into the room i was in and expect me to entertain them =.=... It was ok at first. Kids loved me, I loved the kids. As our parents got closer, so did I with the respective children~! Then, there were many female groupies that started to "fall in love" with Jerry Kor Kor (me) which kinda really freaked me out. Eventually, I started to dislike baby sitting as i was really bothered by the groupies... They were so extreme that they even resorted to stalking and PHYSICAL Appeal to try and get my attention. Might i Add, im talking about 6 to 7 year old girls here? No idea where they got the idea that rubbing their (UBER FUCKING FLAT) chests on my arm would attract me >_>. scary huh? Must be the media. LOL!
Ok, anyways, after 3 long years of not touching that profession, i have found out that i still possess the skills to communicate with children! Yeah! Like on sat, i was forced to accompany my mom to deliver some tupperware stocks to a customer's house. Apparently, that customer had 2 grandchildren. Immediately, the older grandchild, 5, started to FORCE me to play with him. Even though i tried my best not to give him eye contact. Lol... Eventually i softened up and just started to play with him... Then, His younger brother, 17 mnths old, woke up from his nap. He couldnt leave me alone too! What was the most cutest thing was that he kept calling me Daddy! Wah. Dam scary/cute... Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! i went to the toilet, he was outside the door, Daddying me... lol! It is Cute i guess.. to a certain extent... These kids gew up without a father. This is probably the reason why they were attracted to me...

SO ANYWAYS! Today, I had yet another baby sitting job! It was pretty fun... I learnt how to speak a little flemish (dont think i spelt that right..) from those 2 Belgium children... haha... Adorable and photogenic, yet they are even ultra polite. They are really good kids. Not spoilt although their parents are FUCKING HOT GAZILLIONAIRES!!! I am really impressed by their manners =X So anyways. We had lunch with them, then we Brought them to play a couple of old arcade games.. Then we went SHOPPING! (as requested by the little boy.. haha..) ["i want Shopping!" he said] TOYSRUS! i dunnoe. but i find that the quality of goods they produce seems to be not as good as i remembered when i was a little boy... That toys R us at forum also seemed to be MUCH bigger when i was a kid... haha~ Darn. I miss being a little boy... The Carefree-ness i mean.... haha...... ok.. Piccies.
A FRIKING ALIEN!!
THE GRINCH!

FORMULAE FOR MAKING CHILDREN HAPPY!

Grouchy Kids

GROUCHY CHILDREN

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Toys R US

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Happy Children!!!


With Their Toys!

EXTRA BONUSES FROM THIS FORMULAE?



Happy Baby sitter!



Happy Children and Happy baby sitter!


Also Includes Getting a restaurant named after you!

Tiago


Sharlini



Chicken Wing Tiago


Happy SIBLINGS!

P.S. God is fair. He made them good looking and born FILTHY RICH. But they don't have a perfect life... Sadly, they are both lactose intolerant... So they can't eat chocolate, drink milk, have all those cakes and eat any kinda dairy products... OMG.. No cheese... SIGH... Poor kids la. At least they're gonna be hot when they grow up! =D


Who's the Monkey now at Sunday, February 24, 2008;

Who's the monkey?

Jerrold Damien Ong!

18 in 2009!
Millennia Institute!
Fat and proud of it!
Pround member of FFL!(Fat For Life)

Burning Desires

1. 32 GB I-Pod TOUCH!!!
2. A Sports/tote bag!!!
3. A new phone!
(With a freaking good-ass camera!)
4. A dragon boat paddle!
5. A Nice And Cheap Watch!
6. A Pair of drumsticks!
7. A new Shoebag!
(Jacklyn's shoe bag still rawks though =3)
8. A pair of sneakers!!!
9. A hot bod... =]
10. Moolah! $_$

Listen to the monkey!



Talk to the monkey!



Monkey Friends!

Eating my bananas!
*Cath!
*Scarlett!


Close to my bananas!
*Ange/Cat/Scar!!!
*Cheng San!
*Jacklyn!
*Jian Hua!
*Juliet!
*Kai!
*Kevin!
*Patricia!
*Samantha!
*Wei How!
*Zhi Chao!


MacPhersonians to the max!
*Alicia!
*Alyssa!
*Farzana!
*Florensia!
*Hui Zin!
*Jia Yin!
*Lois!
*Matthiew!
*Nicke!
*Syahirah!


Millennians to the max!
*Catharina!
*CY!
*Dannycakes!
*Faisal!
*Grace!
*Hizwani!
*Humaira!
*Jojo!
*Kim!
*Moo!
*Rinihartini!
*Shahrin!
*Shimah!
*Syazzy!
*Vicki!


Republicans to the max!
*Angeline!
*Christina!
*Dian!
*Gary!
*Nadia!
*Shila!
*ZiZie!


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