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Sunday, February 24, 2008

=D I went baby sitting today! lol. ok... i used to baby sit children all the time for my mom, when she worked for tupperware. Aunties would bring their children along, then they would chuck them into the room i was in and expect me to entertain them =.=... It was ok at first. Kids loved me, I loved the kids. As our parents got closer, so did I with the respective children~! Then, there were many female groupies that started to "fall in love" with Jerry Kor Kor (me) which kinda really freaked me out. Eventually, I started to dislike baby sitting as i was really bothered by the groupies... They were so extreme that they even resorted to stalking and PHYSICAL Appeal to try and get my attention. Might i Add, im talking about 6 to 7 year old girls here? No idea where they got the idea that rubbing their (UBER FUCKING FLAT) chests on my arm would attract me >_>. scary huh? Must be the media. LOL!

Ok, anyways, after 3 long years of not touching that profession, i have found out that i still possess the skills to communicate with children! Yeah! Like on sat, i was forced to accompany my mom to deliver some tupperware stocks to a customer's house. Apparently, that customer had 2 grandchildren. Immediately, the older grandchild, 5, started to FORCE me to play with him. Even though i tried my best not to give him eye contact. Lol... Eventually i softened up and just started to play with him... Then, His younger brother, 17 mnths old, woke up from his nap. He couldnt leave me alone too! What was the most cutest thing was that he kept calling me Daddy! Wah. Dam scary/cute... Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! i went to the toilet, he was outside the door, Daddying me... lol! It is Cute i guess.. to a certain extent... These kids gew up without a father. This is probably the reason why they were attracted to me...

SO ANYWAYS! Today, I had yet another baby sitting job! It was pretty fun... I learnt how to speak a little flemish (dont think i spelt that right..) from those 2 Belgium children... haha... Adorable and photogenic, yet they are even ultra polite. They are really good kids. Not spoilt although their parents are FUCKING HOT GAZILLIONAIRES!!! I am really impressed by their manners =X So anyways. We had lunch with them, then we Brought them to play a couple of old arcade games.. Then we went SHOPPING! (as requested by the little boy.. haha..) ["i want Shopping!" he said] TOYSRUS! i dunnoe. but i find that the quality of goods they produce seems to be not as good as i remembered when i was a little boy... That toys R us at forum also seemed to be MUCH bigger when i was a kid... haha~ Darn. I miss being a little boy... The Carefree-ness i mean.... haha...... ok.. Piccies.

A FRIKING ALIEN!!

THE GRINCH!

FORMULAE FOR MAKING CHILDREN HAPPY!

Grouchy Kids

GROUCHY CHILDREN

Toys R US

Happy Children!!!

With Their Toys!

EXTRA BONUSES FROM THIS FORMULAE?

Happy Baby sitter!

Happy Children and Happy baby sitter!

Also Includes Getting a restaurant named after you!

Tiago

Sharlini

Chicken Wing Tiago

Happy SIBLINGS!

P.S. God is fair. He made them good looking and born FILTHY RICH. But they don't have a perfect life... Sadly, they are both lactose intolerant... So they can't eat chocolate, drink milk, have all those cakes and eat any kinda dairy products... OMG.. No cheese... SIGH... Poor kids la. At least they're gonna be hot when they grow up! =D

Who's the Monkey now at Sunday, February 24, 2008;

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Yin Xing Died Yesterday Morning... Some Pictures in loving memory of Ying Xin....

Who's the Monkey now at Wednesday, February 20, 2008;

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Well ok... Happy Chinese New year i guess. Bwah. Today was ok i guess... But i have a feeling that the next 3 days of Chinese New Year is gonna be a bitch. My Brother Just Left Today for England... FOR A WHOLE MONTH. That Leaves Poor Little anti-social Me to fend off all the aunties and uncles AND strangers Who are gonna be interogating me about O's And also Giving me Moolah (which is probably going to be like, 2 bucks a pack or something =.=). So.. Yeah... THAT BASTARD ALWAYS MANAGES TO MISS FAMILY GATHERINGS AND THINGS THAT HAVE AKWARD MOMENTS LA! Shiat Him! Ok anyways. Today We did the usual.. Go to My Only Surviving Grandma's House really early in the morning... No One was there yet, cousins from my father's side of the family. That WAS A HUGE RELIEF! cause thats where The Akward Silences/Moments come in.. With the people i mostly can't talk to. ANYWAYS. We just sat there and ate Curry and bread. And Watched a bit of the Chinese New Year Celebration re-run of yesterday Night... Anyways, We quickly Sped out of her house right after the memory game ended. Yep. Thats the last thing i remembered watching. So Then, We Went to My Mother's Eldest Sister's House. Yeah. Expected to stay there till late night. But we left around 4pm. Cause everyone started To leave at that time. So... We went back home and camped at home till we 8 and then we went to send my bro off... Now im here. Blogging. Oh wellss.... GOtta prepare myself for the coming 3 days! RAWR.. Some Pictures perhaps?

Oh yeah. We bought a new family camera for my brother's trip. But I Used it for the few days before he left... =D When He comes back, ITS GONNA BE ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!! SO anyways, The Pics posted are all from the new camera. la~

Mummy

Daddy

Family

Mom and Me. OKOK! I KNOW! ITS A FKING GHAAEEY POSE. THE moment i took the photo i went, OMG. EW. THATS SUCH A GAY PICTURE!!!!!!!!! Oh wells. Mummy is short what. what to do...

Bro and Me. He wants to make spastic faces... Not MY problem...

Uncle Klause. Funny man! He's German.

The Ho Children. xD
Debbie, Jack and Eman

Chinese New Year FOOD! WOOTS!

My Mom And Her God Child~

Me And My cousin emannuel!

P.S : there Arent Any Pictures of the airport cause my brother had already taken the camera with him.. so i cant upload them to my lappy... Oh Wells...

The First Photo that was taken by the camera salesman. This was at MUSTAFA!

Who's the Monkey now at Thursday, February 07, 2008;

Friday, February 1, 2008

ok. i officially hate malaysia. RAWR! i just came back from a 3 day 2 night stay at genting highlands. THE MOST FUCKED UP HOLIDAY I'VE EVER BEEn ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit! Everything there was bad! Let me do a check list for u k?

1. SERVICE WAS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

2. THINGS WERE FUCKING EXPENSIVE AND OVER PRICED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I couldnt ride any rides since Anthony is still in his recovery stage and can't sit any thing that is exciting or something liddat... haha!

4. FOOD SUCKED!

5. It wasn't even that cold! >8O

6. It was not peak season... SO NO HOT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT!

7. Seriously nothing to do there

8. The ARCADE SUCKED BALLS! AND THE FUN ARCADE WAS UNDER RENOVATION!!!!!!!

9. THE LAN PRICES WAS SOOO MEGA FUCKING EXPENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15 rm Per hr =.=

10. EVERYTHING IN GENTING IS PRACTICALLY SPOILT!!!! The Game machines! The Pool Table! The Bowling Balls! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!

DAM! I was bored out of my BALLS just doing the same thing for 3 days! Play Pool. Go Bowling. Play Lan. Play Arcade. Go Snow City. Play Bumper Cars. Play Pool. Go Bowling. Play Lan. Play Arcade. REPEAT.

If not for anthony, i think i would have just committed suicide.... Well ok. Here are a few photos that i took. BUT THEY ARE FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!!!

Time I left my house. Havent Woke Up This Early in a while...

Waiting For the Bus... Was Still Excited Then

Bus Started To Leave at This time

The Bus Company That We Took

See?? I was Still So excited Can? Taking photos Of Everything. Waste my Energy only... =.=

Really Man.. Excited For Nothing... Must Learn From Anthony.. Look at his face? Not even Excited... xD

Summore Take the Time Every Hour =.=

We Finally Got Bubble Gum At the Lunch Pit Stop! YAY!

Mine is smaller!! Rawr!

See??? SO EXCITED! For nothing man.. FOR NOTHING!

Ticket To Snow World a.k.a Snow City~

This Is actually A ticket to the bumper cars ._. Not for a TP(theme Park) Ride! LIARS!!!

This Is the ticket for the 4D motion shit. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY! THEY BLOW WATER AT UR FACE AND MOVE U UP AND DOWN JUST ABIT. PLEASE LA!!! DOESNT EVEN STIMULATE REAL LIFE AT ALL CAN? BWAH! I HATE GENTING!

RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT PICTURES!
We went to The Gallery of Ripley's Believe it or not.. haha... it was kinda cool... Lots of things to see.. Can Spend more then an hour in there... Too Bad i didnt take much photo's in there! only a bit!

Anthony sat on the "luckiest" chair in the world! Made of horse shoes i suppose =.= Then He wished for HIS MOM TO WIN MORE MONEY PLAYING THE JACKPOT! LOL!!! At Dinner, his mom scolded him for wishing for such a material thing... Instead of wishing for his own well being... lol!

World's Tallest Man's Hand! See the diff?

MINE IS BIGGER LA!

They Brand Criminals in the olden days... like COWS!!! wonder what JB stands for.. JAIL BAIT! =.= i dunnoe...

Ohh yeah! i think this is cool! the egyptions mummify their falcons with their masters! lol! hmm... what if the master dies before the falcon? omg.. poor birdie... it must have been killed! =O

ok... i have no idea why? but this trap is made for humans >_> It can CHOP off ur leg when u step in the middle... lol! i think when anthony puts his leg there, it wont close... too fat! CANNOT CLOSE! LOL!!

A chair made for the world's Tallest man... ok la. i look fucking spastic in it! i was so afraid the chair was gonna break can? But then After anthony sat on it... then i felt safer... LOL! ok im dam mean =(

NO MORE PHOTOS! Of Ripley's...

Ok.. So this is what we did for 3 Days...

Bowling~

Long KANG!

Mine is going straight! HA!

Ok... We Both Sucked... BADLY... But... I STILL OWNED ANTHONY! WAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Pool!

I did alot of double kills man! as in 1 hit, 2 balls go into the holes at the same time... BUT TOO BAD FOR ME!! THE BALLS THAT WENT IN WAS ANTHONY'S BALLS!! I WAS HELPING THE ENEMY!!! LOL!!! so suay.... sigh....

Archery!!

That Girl is like... THE ONLY FREAKING NICE STAFF THERE!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS A FUCKING BASTARD! WHY WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY IF UR GONNA BE BLACK FACED AND NOT POLITE AND RUDE AND AND AND AND! FUCK U ALL LA!

Acting Pro. Later u see the arrow miss the target... lol!

We Wanted to take home our target sheets! but they didnt allow us... >=( CHEAP BASTAARDS! KEEP RE-USING THEM! GIVE THEM TO THE TOURIST LA CCB!

The View From Our hotel room... The Only thing we cant see in singapore is the clouds coming straight to our windows... lol...

Coffee Bean! Also over priced...

Super Spastic Advertisement la!

Just Smiling for the camera... im frowning inside... lol!

This RIDICULOUS DISPLAY WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE COFFEE BEAN!! DAMMIT! IT WAS SPAMMING CHINESE NEW YEAR SONGS AND DRIVING ME NUTS MAN!!! wanted to go down there and smash the freaking speakers! too bad they are too high to reach! >_>

This Smiley Face was found on the door of a toilet cubicle in the toilet... i dont wanna noe whats it made off... i hope its just burn marks from a cig!

LOL! What a name to name a restaurant.. It literally translates to OLD PLACE. So... "Where do old people go to?" "they go the the old place!" =.= or or or... "Where do u guys wanna meet? lets meet at the old place!" =.=

The Theme Park we never got a chance to go to...

Its Actually quite small u noe... This is half of the theme park. The top photo is the other half =.= HATE GENTING!

If u look out that window, u'd see the theme park...

Finally, before we left, i saw a monkey at the carpark exit... was hoping it would get ran over by a car though >:D

MUNKAY!

Who's the Monkey now at Friday, February 01, 2008;