Before you start to read my blog and get bored. Here are some HILAROUS VIDEOS that jeremy linked me to. They Arent in english and they dont have sub titles. Dont WORRY! Just watch it! Its dam funny.... Their expressions and reactions. Oh and if anyone would like to help to translate, I WOULD APPreCIATE IT ALOT!!!
z. Today was the first day of my new job. I was told that I was going to be a stock checker for isetan..... right............. SO NOT?!?
KNN!!!! First. We (my Bro and i) were told to report to the warehouse at 9.45 a.m. ........ We did as we were told. When we arrived, there was a group of SA boys sitting and talking. And also a fat big nerdy (OMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME! But its not....) Guy was standing around them. BLOODY HELL! No one told us anything and we practically stood there for 25 minutes! Stoning. I took out my iPod and started to watch Hairspray. (thank god for that) My brother wasn't much of a help. He didn't even give me eye contact, let alone talk to me! z. So then some skinny bi-spectabled man came up to the nerdy guy and started talking to him. Like, He was only facing him la! And he was talking in a volume only sufficient for a 3 feet radius hearing range! THEN, I found out that what he was telling the nerd was instructions for the whole group of us! i was like... =.= i didnt hear no shit. i was watching hairspray. My brother managed to hear though >_> (standing too close to the nerd i pressume?)
SO. We were told to go to the basement and sit as there were chairs there.... =.= BAD MOVE! we went to the basement, which was actually the carpark. There were chairs lined up against the wall.. Dusty, Dirty, Grey, school kinad chairs. Then i dunnoe what happened la. i walked one big circle around the carpark cause i thought there was an office here or something for us to work in.. But it turns out that there was NO OFFICE. Which means..... NO FRIKING AIR CON! but when i went back to the chairs, everyone was sitting in a circle cause the chairs was in a circle... i sat next to my brother and whispered to him that this is very much in ressemblense to a peer support group! he agreed. haha. Then More waiting.... another 15 mins. Then this group of new people came... ALL AH BENGS CAN?? and one malay boy with them... But what was amusing was the fact that these guys were all dressed and looked totally liek ah bengs. But, THEY WERE ENGLISH SPEAKING AH BENGS! DAM CUTE LA! Well... ok... not really... ah bengs are disgusting either way.... lol.
SO. Then this other guy came and told us that we were here to remove the ornaments off the christmas trees and pack them into boxes. I was like, Oh ok. That should be easy. Then he showed us the christmas trees. ................................................................................................................. OMFG. IT WAS A MOUNTAIN OF CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Well.. We had no choice. it was our job.... These christmas trees were SICK CAN??? THE ORNAMENTS WERE PRACTICALLY MERGED TO THE TREE!!! it was one of the most complicated christmas tree's I've ever seen. there were the balls, as usual. then there was a layer of copper wire mesh wrapped around the tree. Then, thousands of maple tree branches. Finally, Christmas Lights were wrapped around the entire tree. If this wasn't Bad enough, all these ornaments were CABLE TIED TO THE FRIKING TREE!!! So we couldn't just pluck out the ornaments... we had to use pliers to cut them off the tree... So we set off to work in three different groups. There was the ah beng group, the group of SA Boys, then there was the group of Clique-less people. Me and my bro included. We then set off to hours of Cutting and pulling. To top this all off, there was poor ventilation in the car park, BAD instructions from the guy in-charge, SLACKERS from THE OTHER 2 GROUPS AND NO FANS OR AIR CONDITIONING!!!! The stupid guy in charge kept adding instructions and changing his intructions... oh god... so frustrating! we're doing something half way and he comes and tells us to do it another way...... z. The slackers were bad. The ah bengs were doing what usual ah bengs do. sit in a circle and yak away while pretending to look busy.... the sa boys were talking about school and outside stuff while not concentrating on their job at all. OUR GROUP was the most productive. We were the fastest and most productive. My brother didnt even take a break. I slacked a little though >_> JUST A LITTLE! Oh well. Now we have cuts and bruises all over. Lol. The Ah Bengs quite funny. When we went back to the first level, We all went to the lift. then the uncle had no space to come in. so he went to check the place we were working while we went up. then the ah bengs say, the uncle horny sia. He alone now, go masturbate. masturbate to the smell of young boys. LOL. The whole lift laughed! dam funny! Oh well. Back to work tmr.
Dam.. Results on Thursday.... zzz. Oh well. Back to reality eh? No pictures to post. Still NEed to get the m2 adaptor... z. anyone got a spare one to give me??? Oh yeh. I'll post what happened in the past 2 weeks soon. Its still in progress.
Who's the Monkey now at Monday, January 21, 2008;
Who's the monkey?
Jerrold Damien Ong!
18 in 2009!
Millennia Institute! Fat and proud of it! Pround member of FFL!(Fat For Life)
Burning Desires
1. 32 GB I-Pod TOUCH!!! 2. A Sports/tote bag!!! 3. A new phone! (With a freaking good-ass camera!) 4. A dragon boat paddle! 5. A Nice And Cheap Watch! 6. A Pair of drumsticks! 7. A new Shoebag! (Jacklyn's shoe bag still rawks though =3) 8. A pair of sneakers!!! 9. A hot bod... =] 10. Moolah! $_$