Before you start to read my blog and get bored. Here are some HILAROUS VIDEOS that jeremy linked me to. They Arent in english and they dont have sub titles. Dont WORRY! Just watch it! Its dam funny.... Their expressions and reactions. Oh and if anyone would like to help to translate, I WOULD APPreCIATE IT ALOT!!!












z. Today was the first day of my new job. I was told that I was going to be a stock checker for isetan..... right............. SO NOT?!?

KNN!!!! First. We (my Bro and i) were told to report to the warehouse at 9.45 a.m. ........ We did as we were told. When we arrived, there was a group of SA boys sitting and talking. And also a fat big nerdy (OMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME! But its not....) Guy was standing around them. BLOODY HELL! No one told us anything and we practically stood there for 25 minutes! Stoning. I took out my iPod and started to watch Hairspray. (thank god for that) My brother wasn't much of a help. He didn't even give me eye contact, let alone talk to me! z. So then some skinny bi-spectabled man came up to the nerdy guy and started talking to him. Like, He was only facing him la! And he was talking in a volume only sufficient for a 3 feet radius hearing range! THEN, I found out that what he was telling the nerd was instructions for the whole group of us! i was like... =.= i didnt hear no shit. i was watching hairspray. My brother managed to hear though >_> (standing too close to the nerd i pressume?)

SO. We were told to go to the basement and sit as there were chairs there.... =.= BAD MOVE! we went to the basement, which was actually the carpark. There were chairs lined up against the wall.. Dusty, Dirty, Grey, school kinad chairs. Then i dunnoe what happened la. i walked one big circle around the carpark cause i thought there was an office here or something for us to work in.. But it turns out that there was NO OFFICE. Which means..... NO FRIKING AIR CON! but when i went back to the chairs, everyone was sitting in a circle cause the chairs was in a circle... i sat next to my brother and whispered to him that this is very much in ressemblense to a peer support group! he agreed. haha. Then More waiting.... another 15 mins. Then this group of new people came... ALL AH BENGS CAN?? and one malay boy with them... But what was amusing was the fact that these guys were all dressed and looked totally liek ah bengs. But, THEY WERE ENGLISH SPEAKING AH BENGS! DAM CUTE LA! Well... ok... not really... ah bengs are disgusting either way.... lol.

SO. Then this other guy came and told us that we were here to remove the ornaments off the christmas trees and pack them into boxes. I was like, Oh ok. That should be easy. Then he showed us the christmas trees. .................................................................................................................
OMFG. IT WAS A MOUNTAIN OF CHRISTMAS TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Well.. We had no choice. it was our job.... These christmas trees were SICK CAN??? THE ORNAMENTS WERE PRACTICALLY MERGED TO THE TREE!!! it was one of the most complicated christmas tree's I've ever seen. there were the balls, as usual. then there was a layer of copper wire mesh wrapped around the tree. Then, thousands of maple tree branches. Finally, Christmas Lights were wrapped around the entire tree. If this wasn't Bad enough, all these ornaments were CABLE TIED TO THE FRIKING TREE!!! So we couldn't just pluck out the ornaments... we had to use pliers to cut them off the tree... So we set off to work in three different groups. There was the ah beng group, the group of SA Boys, then there was the group of Clique-less people. Me and my bro included. We then set off to hours of Cutting and pulling. To top this all off, there was poor ventilation in the car park, BAD instructions from the guy in-charge, SLACKERS from THE OTHER 2 GROUPS AND NO FANS OR AIR CONDITIONING!!!! The stupid guy in charge kept adding instructions and changing his intructions... oh god... so frustrating! we're doing something half way and he comes and tells us to do it another way...... z. The slackers were bad. The ah bengs were doing what usual ah bengs do. sit in a circle and yak away while pretending to look busy.... the sa boys were talking about school and outside stuff while not concentrating on their job at all. OUR GROUP was the most productive. We were the fastest and most productive. My brother didnt even take a break. I slacked a little though >_> JUST A LITTLE! Oh well. Now we have cuts and bruises all over. Lol. The Ah Bengs quite funny. When we went back to the first level, We all went to the lift. then the uncle had no space to come in. so he went to check the place we were working while we went up. then the ah bengs say, the uncle horny sia. He alone now, go masturbate. masturbate to the smell of young boys. LOL. The whole lift laughed! dam funny! Oh well. Back to work tmr.

Dam.. Results on Thursday.... zzz. Oh well. Back to reality eh? No pictures to post. Still NEed to get the m2 adaptor... z. anyone got a spare one to give me??? Oh yeh. I'll post what happened in the past 2 weeks soon. Its still in progress.

LOL! im such a fool. i was under the edit html tab. FOOL! oh well. Second post for the 4th i guess...

Dam. i realise that i really have no life! im a loser! oh my god! NOOOOOOOO! oh well. cant wait for poly to start. maybe i can start having a life there! haha! Ohhhhh~ Poly Open Houses! Cant wait! coz im totally taking leave on those days! take leave to go for open house! WOOTS! Come let me advertise for the polys! = D

Bah. Too lazy. Basically, Singapore Poly, Temasek Poly and Nanyang Poly, These three polys are having their open house on the same three days! 10 to 12. Budden the timings are a bit different. Just about 1 to 2 hrs difference only. And Ngee Ann Poly's open house is on the following week's thursday to sat. So... its... 17 to 20? i dunnoe! la~

Ok. So i realise that alot of people are going overseas to study. And that really bites. BECAUSE, I WANNA GO OVERSEAS TOO BUT I CANT! so it bites for me. ha. oh dam. thats selfish.

Ok. I'm feeling so random today. ABANANANA.. you know what i mean? APAPAAAPYAA.. yeh?

Ok. now i can use the computer for a while. but i really dont feel like using the computer! like what the hell? totally feel like banging my head against the wall. when im not using the com i CRAVE for it. When i AM using it, I DONT WANNA USE IT! what the hell is this nonsense? And the thought of going out makes me feel all lazy... but i wanna go out! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? oh i noe. this has to be the feeling of restless-ness.

DamMIT! IM SUCH A WHINEY BITCH!

So you noe. everyone is telling me the results are coming out on the 18th of jan. But im in serious denial. I hope everyone is wrong. But what can i do. sigh.

YEs LA~! 2 more weeks babeh! and i stop working for Singtel! Woots! i wanna work in the service industry.. SOMEONE WHISK ME AWAY!

Oh wait. that should belong in a new paragraph. SOMEONE WHISK ME AWAY! I WANNA GET OUTTA REALITY! WHERES THAT FUCKING SEWER ThAT LEADS ME TO (whats that enchanted country called again? starts with an E thats for sure... ) EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-country!!!! Dam I need a partner.

I've been slacking alot at work recently. i think my boss noes. shes threatening to cut my ear peice wires if i listen to my mp3 too often. haha. too bad bitch. like i work 8 and a half hours. and i listen to my ipod like 8 hrs a day? and i sleep like 1 hr. but thats during my lunch break. wahahahaha. lose weight, gain back ur sleep time!

Anyways. I really want to do alot of shit. but i just dont. thats sad. oh weellllss... Anyone wanna change my lifestyle for me? u show i follow. lala!

I dunnoe what to do anymore. u noe... i really dont feel anymore. maybe thats what boredom is like yar? not feeling anything. or is that such a thing as not feeling any emotions at all. because thats what im going through now. and it kinda sux. oh wait. i am feeling feelings. im feeling annoyed actually.. by alot of things. bah. fk fk fk fk fk fk!

Wah. im annoyed. and over sensitive. and i cant be bothered with alot of shit. the thought of doing some thing that requires energy just annoys me. that really sucks. dam it la. i keep saying i wish in my head. DAMn ANNOYING LA! FUCK IT ! im not holdng back on vulgarities anymore. its my blog. my thoughts. fuck u! IM VULGAR! SO? well i only type vulgar. but im not that vulgar in real life D: or am i? what ever la. FUCK FUCK FUCk!

I need new friends. nothing wrong with u guys. but i need new friends. U ALL INTRO ME To NEW PPL LA. what the fuck. im going nuts.

omg this is a horrible post! what the hell? Blah? BLAH blah? Blah blah blah?

Dam. Its already the first of jan. So intercoursing quick! Gah. I have no energy to type. So this should be a short post. Darn it... It still feels like 2007 to me! well.. actually.. this year, i haven't felt alot of things... its kinda like i lost my ability to care! or feel. w/e. like firstly, lets start from the beginning... sec 4 didnt feel like sec 4, until O levels ended. haha! ironic i noe. it only felt like sec 4 after o's ended coz you get an uber long holiday. next was my birthday. my birthday didnt feel like my birthday at all. it was in the middle of prelims.. so i guess there was a reason to not feel in the mood for having fun. but still... the main thing that i didnt feel at all this year was the exams. god. dammit. the exams... o's didnt feel like o's... prelim's didnt feel like prelims. i think i just couldnt have been bothered to see the significance and importance of the exams till they were over... thats why i didnt feel nothing when they were here... now to more recent events, the holiday season. nope. no feelings at all... first of all, those holidays that doesnt really concern me (not being racist here...) like hari raya and deepavali etc. i didnt even noe they were public holidays until i was told they were. i knew about christmas. but i havent been in the christmassy mood for a long long time. i wonder when did i start getting bored over christmas... hmm... well the last thing i didnt feel at all, was new year. yep. this year's new year. or 3 and a half hours ago. i didnt feel a thing. all i saw was local artists with really bad scripts and horrible singapore "talents" performing american songs on a live television broadcast. yep. that was titled "new year's eve count down" event of the year. still dont feel anything. or not caring to feel anything. this is bad. i used to care. now i dont even have any urge to put some effort into feeling things. i cant feel anymore. omg. that was such an emo line... lol. maybe it's cause im blogging when im tired. i. cant. feel. anymore. LOL. when u cut me, i bleed loneliness.. when you squeeze me, i ooze hate for the world. LOL! E.M.O! well... im not gonna be bothered to pretty up this post. so no paragrahs or coloured text. maybe just some pics. yep. zz.

-edit- : blogger hates me. no photos this time. maybe later today. nite.