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Friday, December 28, 2007

Oh kae! Oh kae! I know this is really bullshit! "What??! Jerrold! Your making a new blog when your first blog didn't even work out!??! What's your INTERCOURSING problem you retard!" I bet that's what everyone is thinking right now. (If you're reading this that is.. xD)

Yes. I've Made a new blog! Why? Well... I don't really have a good reason! Haha! i guess i didn't really like the old blog address? Its too long i should say? =O BAD REASON! yes. i noe. ok. But Anyways. In the spirit of the new year, I'm Starting a new blog all over again! Yay! ok... i promise you guys that my new blog won't be as dead as my previous blog ok? lol. I'll definitely have more then 9 Posts a year... (lol! yes! I've checked. only nine posts for 2007! =O) and as I've always been promising, after i get my new laptop (WHICH I HAVE!), i would post pictures right? well YAY! i shall keep my promise! but now i need to get an m2 transferring thingy to transfer files and songs and pictures and if i don't then it'll be so difficult and i would have to find someone with a spare transfer thingy and i also was thinking of buying a new memory card and and and and and and and and and.........

Ah... One problem at a time.
Right. So this new blog will be -
1. Less Vulgar
2. More Visual
3. Updated More Frequently
4. Better Looking ( i hope)

5. Less Fat

=D Hope You guys will love my new blog more then my old blog yar? SAY YAR OR SHUT THE INTERCOURSE up!


p.s, me being less vulgar means that I'm gonna replace the F word with INTERCOURSE! k? xD and when i say the F word i don't mean fats. Ok then. Have fun reading!

Who's the Monkey now at Friday, December 28, 2007;

Who's the monkey?

Jerrold Damien Ong!

18 in 2009!
Millennia Institute!
Fat and proud of it!
Pround member of FFL!(Fat For Life)

Burning Desires

1. 32 GB I-Pod TOUCH!!!
2. A Sports/tote bag!!!
3. A new phone!
(With a freaking good-ass camera!)
4. A dragon boat paddle!
5. A Nice And Cheap Watch!
6. A Pair of drumsticks!
7. A new Shoebag!
(Jacklyn's shoe bag still rawks though =3)
8. A pair of sneakers!!!
9. A hot bod... =]
10. Moolah! $_$

Listen to the monkey!



Talk to the monkey!



Monkey Friends!

Eating my bananas!
*Cath!
*Scarlett!


Close to my bananas!
*Ange/Cat/Scar!!!
*Cheng San!
*Jacklyn!
*Jian Hua!
*Juliet!
*Kai!
*Kevin!
*Patricia!
*Samantha!
*Wei How!
*Zhi Chao!


MacPhersonians to the max!
*Alicia!
*Alyssa!
*Farzana!
*Florensia!
*Hui Zin!
*Jia Yin!
*Lois!
*Matthiew!
*Nicke!
*Syahirah!


Millennians to the max!
*Catharina!
*CY!
*Dannycakes!
*Faisal!
*Grace!
*Hizwani!
*Humaira!
*Jojo!
*Kim!
*Moo!
*Rinihartini!
*Shahrin!
*Shimah!
*Syazzy!
*Vicki!


Republicans to the max!
*Angeline!
*Christina!
*Dian!
*Gary!
*Nadia!
*Shila!
*ZiZie!


Past Rantings

December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
January 2009
February 2009
April 2009
November 2009