Friday, December 28, 2007
Oh damn. I'm like four days late for a Christmas post aren't i? Oh well... Screw it. Christmas was bad anyhow. Well.. i haven't had an exciting Christmas all my life. NO ONE FREAKING INVITES ME TO PARTIES! lol! maybe i shall wait till im 18... hmmm.. anyways!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I didn't send out any Christmas smses this year. i found it quite pointless to mass send sms to everyone... So insincere and meaningless... Its a total waste of money. And don't you dare tell me its the point that counts. Maybe I'll send out some new year smses? lol! I Know... YOU FRIKING HYPOCRITE! =O
Well... My Christmas was bad... i had a swollen eye on Christmas day for the whole day! so i couldn't take pictures, without looking bad that is... and i couldn't see everyone properly! i was so self conscious! i didn't want people to think that i was some retard with a swollen eye as a permanent facial defect! so i was pretty shy that day... I spent Christmas day with Nicole though! haha... actually.. not really. we talk for abit. then we went to sleep! lol! we slept together. on the same bed. lol! apparently some little girl came into the room and saw both of us sleeping on the same bed facing each other and gave some funny look. lol. that's what nic told me xD i would upload some pictures of nic and my swollen eye! but sadly... i don't have the memory card adaptor thingy yet. =/ well.. who wants to look at some INTERCOURSED up eye anyways.. haha... OH! Also! i only got one gift for Christmas this year!!!! what the hell!!! and its totally obsolete to me! its a CD wallet! like who uses CDs anymore? Isn't that sad??? one gift for Christmas?? dam. Well... that's kinda the only things that made it a boring Christmas... haha... an eye that restricted me to be hyper! and no gifts! INTERCOURSE U SANTA! U MOTHER INTERCOURSING BASTARD! WHERES MY INTERCOURSING PRESENT! EVERYONE! LISTEN! SANTA CLAUSE IS A SCREWED UP INTERCOURSER! I'VE GOT PROOF!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 1 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS A STALKING PERVERT! ALSO SUSPECTED TO BE A PEDOPHILE!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 1 -
Ever heard the Christmas song, "Santa Clause" is coming to town? yeah. I'm sure everyone has heard it. There's a verse that goes "He Sees, you when your sleeping, He Knows when you're awake! He Knows if you've been bad or good...." SEE?? HE'S A STALKER! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! AND HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE! WHAT THE HELL? I BET HE STARES AT YOU WHILE YOUR SMEXING! COZ YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE! HE'S THE ONE THAT MAKES PORNO FILMS! ITS HIM! ARREST HIM! HE ALSO KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD! WHAT THE HELL?? bad? how bad is bad? spank me bad? if that's the bad he's talking about, then he's a total pervert! ALSO, this Christmas song was made for children so that they would behave right? WELL ALL THE MORE IT PROVES THAT HE'S A PEDO! HE WATCHES LITTLE CHILDREN SLEEPING! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERTIC OLD INTERCOURSER! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO ALERT! PEDO!!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I didn't send out any Christmas smses this year. i found it quite pointless to mass send sms to everyone... So insincere and meaningless... Its a total waste of money. And don't you dare tell me its the point that counts. Maybe I'll send out some new year smses? lol! I Know... YOU FRIKING HYPOCRITE! =O
Well... My Christmas was bad... i had a swollen eye on Christmas day for the whole day! so i couldn't take pictures, without looking bad that is... and i couldn't see everyone properly! i was so self conscious! i didn't want people to think that i was some retard with a swollen eye as a permanent facial defect! so i was pretty shy that day... I spent Christmas day with Nicole though! haha... actually.. not really. we talk for abit. then we went to sleep! lol! we slept together. on the same bed. lol! apparently some little girl came into the room and saw both of us sleeping on the same bed facing each other and gave some funny look. lol. that's what nic told me xD i would upload some pictures of nic and my swollen eye! but sadly... i don't have the memory card adaptor thingy yet. =/ well.. who wants to look at some INTERCOURSED up eye anyways.. haha... OH! Also! i only got one gift for Christmas this year!!!! what the hell!!! and its totally obsolete to me! its a CD wallet! like who uses CDs anymore? Isn't that sad??? one gift for Christmas?? dam. Well... that's kinda the only things that made it a boring Christmas... haha... an eye that restricted me to be hyper! and no gifts! INTERCOURSE U SANTA! U MOTHER INTERCOURSING BASTARD! WHERES MY INTERCOURSING PRESENT! EVERYONE! LISTEN! SANTA CLAUSE IS A SCREWED UP INTERCOURSER! I'VE GOT PROOF!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 1 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS A STALKING PERVERT! ALSO SUSPECTED TO BE A PEDOPHILE!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 1 -
Ever heard the Christmas song, "Santa Clause" is coming to town? yeah. I'm sure everyone has heard it. There's a verse that goes "He Sees, you when your sleeping, He Knows when you're awake! He Knows if you've been bad or good...." SEE?? HE'S A STALKER! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! AND HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE! WHAT THE HELL? I BET HE STARES AT YOU WHILE YOUR SMEXING! COZ YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE! HE'S THE ONE THAT MAKES PORNO FILMS! ITS HIM! ARREST HIM! HE ALSO KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD! WHAT THE HELL?? bad? how bad is bad? spank me bad? if that's the bad he's talking about, then he's a total pervert! ALSO, this Christmas song was made for children so that they would behave right? WELL ALL THE MORE IT PROVES THAT HE'S A PEDO! HE WATCHES LITTLE CHILDREN SLEEPING! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERTIC OLD INTERCOURSER! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO ALERT! PEDO!!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 2 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS THE MAIN PROVIDER FOR GREENHOUSE GASES! HE'S THE ONE BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING! HE'S ALSO DEPLETING THE EARTH'S FINITE RESOURCES! WHAT THE HELL!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 2 -
If Your bad, you get coal for Christmas in your stockings. THAT MOTHER INTERCOURSER IS TRYING TO PROMOTE THE USE OF COAL! Not only does coal produce harmful gases that causes air pollution, COAL IS ALSO A NATURAL RESOURCE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO MAKE! HE'S THE ONE THATS MAKING OUR NATURAL RESOURCES RUN OUT SO FAST! HE'S TAKING ALL OUR COAL!! STUPID FAT MAN! He doesn't care about global warming coz that FAT FUCK! (sorry, i cant resist) IS LIVING IN THE FRIKING NORTH POLE! He Doesn't Heat up at all! AND I BET HIS HOUSE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRE OF THE NORTH POLE! SO HIS FRIKING ICE BERG THAT HE LIVES ON WONT MELT! GAHHH!! EVIL IM TELLING YOU!!!!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 3 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS PROMOTING RACISM! DAMN YOU FAT MAN!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 3 -
Santa Clause only GIVES PRESENT TO THE RICH WHITE KIDS IN AMERICA WHO CAN AFFORD HOUSES THAT HAVE CHIMNEYS IN THEM! WHAT ABOUT THE ASIAN KIDS AND THE POORER KIDS WHO CANT AFFORD CHIMNEY HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU RACIST BASTARD! RACIST I TELL YOU! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE FRIKING HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DAMN YOU FAT MAN!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Chinese Girl : Dear Santa, I think you forgot me this christmas.. Because I didn't Get any.....White Girl : MOVE SLUT! *GRINS* SANTA! GIVE ME MORE! I'VE GOT MILK AND COOKIES! GIVE ME MORE INTERCOURSING PRESENTS YOU FAT INTERCOURSER! GO AWAY CHINESE BITCH! YOU'RE TOTALLY HOGGING THE SPOT LIGHT!!!! *SHOVES*
Need i say more people? Santa IS BAD! LOOOK LOOK! SANTA (rearrange the N) = SATAN! OMFG! WHAT THE INTERCOURSE???
Meh. Enuff about fat men in red stripper clothes. lol! Back to Christmas day. The FOOD WAS FAB! FAB! FAB!!!! Auntie Florence (Godma) Cooked her fantastic, famous, annual (duh. Christmas is only once a year) Christmas lunch! Many Many things to eat! but to name a few, there was the 10 KG TURKEY!!! With Bacon at the sides! (delish stuffings inside.. oooouuhhh... my mouth is watering, just thinking of it.... *slurps*) Then there was the ever famous DEVIL'S CURRY! well i don't really like that. but it still seems to be a big hit with the other guests. haha. and then there's the FING! OMG! IS THAT HOW U SPELL IT? I DUNNO! BUT WHO CARES!? ITS THE BEST EVER! ITS SOOO TASTY! THE TEXTURE! omg! TO DIE FOR! too bad it only comes once a year! (fing sounds gross when u describe it. BUT IT TASTES SOOOOO AWESOME! SO IT DOESN'T MATTER! fing is made of various intestines from different animals cooked in green curry powder and a lot of other fantastic spices) HuHA! That's my fav dish... fing... mmmm.. theres alot of other things, like, chicken wings? i didn't eat any. then there was nooooodles~ and also, bak choy and roast beef and damn! i don't rmb! the fing is all that i can think of now! hungry at 2 am in the morn. what the hell... That's what i look forward to every year. The Lovely FOOD! Ok. This Entry Is getting WAYY TOO LONG. I bet you guys didn't even make it here. those people who manage to read all the way to this part, please tag on my tag board. oh! oh! tag the word - photosynthesizemebaby! - haha! that would be sooo cool! ok i better stop here. hmmm... Let me Add in some photos in the mean time. How Bout some prom night photos? ahhh... A bit late to post them eh? doesn't matter. my blog. fk off.
Panich and Flor! Cant really see his top hat from this photo =O FLOR IS WEARING MAKE UP! OMG!
Ms Lim : Eh! Come Back Here! tch! Dont Move lah! i want to Take photo!
Bonked out on Martel so soon?
4A! (note, Not everyone is here yet!)
A tired Smile?