Sunday, December 30, 2007
Well. Its the eve of the eve of the new year. It hardly feels like it at all though. What the hell happened to 2007? Its already over! Sigh. Its realy depressing when you think about how fast time really passes by. And EVEN MORE depressing when you think about the things you've done and what you've wasted all that time on. AND ITS EXTREMLY DEPRESSING WHEN YOU START TO REGRET EVERY SINGLE FREAKING MEANINGLESS THING THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING THE PAST YEAR. so. lets not think about it at all. Another year gone. We're all growing up so fast. People getting older. THIS IS ALL SO DEPRESSING!
Well Today is a sunday! Woots! THANK GOD theres no work tmr! Or Is there? I dunno. Is new year's eve a public holiday? Bah! Who cares! im just not going to work! All i get is lesser pay! Ha! Thank god im finishing work soon! Then hopefully I'll get a more exciting job! My Contract Ends on the 20th of jan! COME on! Almost There! One thing i've learnt from this job is, NEVER EVER GO INTO THE ADMIN LINe! unless you're someone who really enjoys being bored. (if you do enjoy being bored. then, YOU'RE A FREAK! FREAK! FREAKA! FREAKAZOIDA!) Seriously! Its really boring! Filing + staring at Bills = BORING SHIT INTERCOURSE! well... yeh. maybe im just not suited for that line. i need to talk to people! IF NOT I'LL FREAKING EXPLODE! But everyone my age ignores me... so its pretty much just me and my super smexy IPOD! Woots Woots! Two Woots for my ipod! Woot Woot!
So. I went out yesterday with kevin and juliet. And another four new people. Friends of friends. haha! We were supposed to go ice skating. But apparently we didnt. Oh well. So we went bowling and had dinner and sent the rest off. Last time seeing kevin before he leaves for germany to study for 2 years! x/ Well anyways. After we sent the rest off, Ju and I went to Orchard Road to See the HITACHI! Christmas lights! Lol! They Damn Agressive sia! Every freaking lamp post got HITACHI! big big over there! haha! Oh AND also TO TAKE PICTURES! BUT APPARENTLY SOMEONE FORGOT TO REMIND ME TO TAKE PICTURES!!! wahhhhhh.... haha. The Pictures of bowling is with one of the new friends i made. But he's yet to send me any! So no pictures about sat. That's kinda it for sat. PRIS NOES ALL! That's all I'm saying! haha! oki doki. pokey pokey! Its been a pretty boring December i must say. some excitement please. Anyone? HELLO?? ANYONE?? GIMME EXCITEMENT! GIMME GIMME! I WANNA GO FOR A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY! PLEASE! SOMEONE TAKE ME WITH YOU! CALL ME!! CALL ME!!! CALL ME FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!!! ( i cant say for intercourse sakes... it just doesn't flow! Forgive my fucks here and there... =X ) OK. going crazy. not a good way to start a new year. ha. Ok then! lets have some pictures to reminisce over the good old times. : D
PANICH U RETARD!
lol! After this picture was taken, Ms. Lim was laughing at how spontaneous we were for just randomly taking a photo out of no where!
NOT THE NIPPLES! THEY'RE SENSETIVE!!!
Lol! The Templates For Future TATTOOs!!! 
EH! MY PENCIL!!! <3 I broke it during Os =(
Friday, December 28, 2007
Oh damn. I'm like four days late for a Christmas post aren't i? Oh well... Screw it. Christmas was bad anyhow. Well.. i haven't had an exciting Christmas all my life. NO ONE FREAKING INVITES ME TO PARTIES! lol! maybe i shall wait till im 18... hmmm.. anyways!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I didn't send out any Christmas smses this year. i found it quite pointless to mass send sms to everyone... So insincere and meaningless... Its a total waste of money. And don't you dare tell me its the point that counts. Maybe I'll send out some new year smses? lol! I Know... YOU FRIKING HYPOCRITE! =O
Well... My Christmas was bad... i had a swollen eye on Christmas day for the whole day! so i couldn't take pictures, without looking bad that is... and i couldn't see everyone properly! i was so self conscious! i didn't want people to think that i was some retard with a swollen eye as a permanent facial defect! so i was pretty shy that day... I spent Christmas day with Nicole though! haha... actually.. not really. we talk for abit. then we went to sleep! lol! we slept together. on the same bed. lol! apparently some little girl came into the room and saw both of us sleeping on the same bed facing each other and gave some funny look. lol. that's what nic told me xD i would upload some pictures of nic and my swollen eye! but sadly... i don't have the memory card adaptor thingy yet. =/ well.. who wants to look at some INTERCOURSED up eye anyways.. haha... OH! Also! i only got one gift for Christmas this year!!!! what the hell!!! and its totally obsolete to me! its a CD wallet! like who uses CDs anymore? Isn't that sad??? one gift for Christmas?? dam. Well... that's kinda the only things that made it a boring Christmas... haha... an eye that restricted me to be hyper! and no gifts! INTERCOURSE U SANTA! U MOTHER INTERCOURSING BASTARD! WHERES MY INTERCOURSING PRESENT! EVERYONE! LISTEN! SANTA CLAUSE IS A SCREWED UP INTERCOURSER! I'VE GOT PROOF!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 1 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS A STALKING PERVERT! ALSO SUSPECTED TO BE A PEDOPHILE!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 1 -
Ever heard the Christmas song, "Santa Clause" is coming to town? yeah. I'm sure everyone has heard it. There's a verse that goes "He Sees, you when your sleeping, He Knows when you're awake! He Knows if you've been bad or good...." SEE?? HE'S A STALKER! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! AND HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE! WHAT THE HELL? I BET HE STARES AT YOU WHILE YOUR SMEXING! COZ YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE! HE'S THE ONE THAT MAKES PORNO FILMS! ITS HIM! ARREST HIM! HE ALSO KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD! WHAT THE HELL?? bad? how bad is bad? spank me bad? if that's the bad he's talking about, then he's a total pervert! ALSO, this Christmas song was made for children so that they would behave right? WELL ALL THE MORE IT PROVES THAT HE'S A PEDO! HE WATCHES LITTLE CHILDREN SLEEPING! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERTIC OLD INTERCOURSER! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO ALERT! PEDO!!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I didn't send out any Christmas smses this year. i found it quite pointless to mass send sms to everyone... So insincere and meaningless... Its a total waste of money. And don't you dare tell me its the point that counts. Maybe I'll send out some new year smses? lol! I Know... YOU FRIKING HYPOCRITE! =O
Well... My Christmas was bad... i had a swollen eye on Christmas day for the whole day! so i couldn't take pictures, without looking bad that is... and i couldn't see everyone properly! i was so self conscious! i didn't want people to think that i was some retard with a swollen eye as a permanent facial defect! so i was pretty shy that day... I spent Christmas day with Nicole though! haha... actually.. not really. we talk for abit. then we went to sleep! lol! we slept together. on the same bed. lol! apparently some little girl came into the room and saw both of us sleeping on the same bed facing each other and gave some funny look. lol. that's what nic told me xD i would upload some pictures of nic and my swollen eye! but sadly... i don't have the memory card adaptor thingy yet. =/ well.. who wants to look at some INTERCOURSED up eye anyways.. haha... OH! Also! i only got one gift for Christmas this year!!!! what the hell!!! and its totally obsolete to me! its a CD wallet! like who uses CDs anymore? Isn't that sad??? one gift for Christmas?? dam. Well... that's kinda the only things that made it a boring Christmas... haha... an eye that restricted me to be hyper! and no gifts! INTERCOURSE U SANTA! U MOTHER INTERCOURSING BASTARD! WHERES MY INTERCOURSING PRESENT! EVERYONE! LISTEN! SANTA CLAUSE IS A SCREWED UP INTERCOURSER! I'VE GOT PROOF!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 1 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS A STALKING PERVERT! ALSO SUSPECTED TO BE A PEDOPHILE!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 1 -
Ever heard the Christmas song, "Santa Clause" is coming to town? yeah. I'm sure everyone has heard it. There's a verse that goes "He Sees, you when your sleeping, He Knows when you're awake! He Knows if you've been bad or good...." SEE?? HE'S A STALKER! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING! AND HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE! WHAT THE HELL? I BET HE STARES AT YOU WHILE YOUR SMEXING! COZ YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE! HE'S THE ONE THAT MAKES PORNO FILMS! ITS HIM! ARREST HIM! HE ALSO KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD! WHAT THE HELL?? bad? how bad is bad? spank me bad? if that's the bad he's talking about, then he's a total pervert! ALSO, this Christmas song was made for children so that they would behave right? WELL ALL THE MORE IT PROVES THAT HE'S A PEDO! HE WATCHES LITTLE CHILDREN SLEEPING! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PERVERTIC OLD INTERCOURSER! PEDO! PEDO! PEDO ALERT! PEDO!!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 2 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS THE MAIN PROVIDER FOR GREENHOUSE GASES! HE'S THE ONE BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING! HE'S ALSO DEPLETING THE EARTH'S FINITE RESOURCES! WHAT THE HELL!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 2 -
If Your bad, you get coal for Christmas in your stockings. THAT MOTHER INTERCOURSER IS TRYING TO PROMOTE THE USE OF COAL! Not only does coal produce harmful gases that causes air pollution, COAL IS ALSO A NATURAL RESOURCE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO MAKE! HE'S THE ONE THATS MAKING OUR NATURAL RESOURCES RUN OUT SO FAST! HE'S TAKING ALL OUR COAL!! STUPID FAT MAN! He doesn't care about global warming coz that FAT FUCK! (sorry, i cant resist) IS LIVING IN THE FRIKING NORTH POLE! He Doesn't Heat up at all! AND I BET HIS HOUSE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE CENTRE OF THE NORTH POLE! SO HIS FRIKING ICE BERG THAT HE LIVES ON WONT MELT! GAHHH!! EVIL IM TELLING YOU!!!!
Theory On Why/How Santa Is Evil # 3 -
SANTA CLAUSE IS PROMOTING RACISM! DAMN YOU FAT MAN!
Proof That Santa Is Evil # 3 -
Santa Clause only GIVES PRESENT TO THE RICH WHITE KIDS IN AMERICA WHO CAN AFFORD HOUSES THAT HAVE CHIMNEYS IN THEM! WHAT ABOUT THE ASIAN KIDS AND THE POORER KIDS WHO CANT AFFORD CHIMNEY HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU RACIST BASTARD! RACIST I TELL YOU! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS IN AFRICA WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE FRIKING HOUSES?? DO THEY GET GIFTS?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. DAMN YOU FAT MAN!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Chinese Girl : Dear Santa, I think you forgot me this christmas.. Because I didn't Get any.....White Girl : MOVE SLUT! *GRINS* SANTA! GIVE ME MORE! I'VE GOT MILK AND COOKIES! GIVE ME MORE INTERCOURSING PRESENTS YOU FAT INTERCOURSER! GO AWAY CHINESE BITCH! YOU'RE TOTALLY HOGGING THE SPOT LIGHT!!!! *SHOVES*
Need i say more people? Santa IS BAD! LOOOK LOOK! SANTA (rearrange the N) = SATAN! OMFG! WHAT THE INTERCOURSE???
Meh. Enuff about fat men in red stripper clothes. lol! Back to Christmas day. The FOOD WAS FAB! FAB! FAB!!!! Auntie Florence (Godma) Cooked her fantastic, famous, annual (duh. Christmas is only once a year) Christmas lunch! Many Many things to eat! but to name a few, there was the 10 KG TURKEY!!! With Bacon at the sides! (delish stuffings inside.. oooouuhhh... my mouth is watering, just thinking of it.... *slurps*) Then there was the ever famous DEVIL'S CURRY! well i don't really like that. but it still seems to be a big hit with the other guests. haha. and then there's the FING! OMG! IS THAT HOW U SPELL IT? I DUNNO! BUT WHO CARES!? ITS THE BEST EVER! ITS SOOO TASTY! THE TEXTURE! omg! TO DIE FOR! too bad it only comes once a year! (fing sounds gross when u describe it. BUT IT TASTES SOOOOO AWESOME! SO IT DOESN'T MATTER! fing is made of various intestines from different animals cooked in green curry powder and a lot of other fantastic spices) HuHA! That's my fav dish... fing... mmmm.. theres alot of other things, like, chicken wings? i didn't eat any. then there was nooooodles~ and also, bak choy and roast beef and damn! i don't rmb! the fing is all that i can think of now! hungry at 2 am in the morn. what the hell... That's what i look forward to every year. The Lovely FOOD! Ok. This Entry Is getting WAYY TOO LONG. I bet you guys didn't even make it here. those people who manage to read all the way to this part, please tag on my tag board. oh! oh! tag the word - photosynthesizemebaby! - haha! that would be sooo cool! ok i better stop here. hmmm... Let me Add in some photos in the mean time. How Bout some prom night photos? ahhh... A bit late to post them eh? doesn't matter. my blog. fk off.
Panich and Flor! Cant really see his top hat from this photo =O FLOR IS WEARING MAKE UP! OMG!
Ms Lim : Eh! Come Back Here! tch! Dont Move lah! i want to Take photo!
Bonked out on Martel so soon?
4A! (note, Not everyone is here yet!)
A tired Smile?
Yes. I've Made a new blog! Why? Well... I don't really have a good reason! Haha! i guess i didn't really like the old blog address? Its too long i should say? =O BAD REASON! yes. i noe. ok. But Anyways. In the spirit of the new year, I'm Starting a new blog all over again! Yay! ok... i promise you guys that my new blog won't be as dead as my previous blog ok? lol. I'll definitely have more then 9 Posts a year... (lol! yes! I've checked. only nine posts for 2007! =O) and as I've always been promising, after i get my new laptop (WHICH I HAVE!), i would post pictures right? well YAY! i shall keep my promise! but now i need to get an m2 transferring thingy to transfer files and songs and pictures and if i don't then it'll be so difficult and i would have to find someone with a spare transfer thingy and i also was thinking of buying a new memory card and and and and and and and and and.........
Ah... One problem at a time.
Right. So this new blog will be -
1. Less Vulgar
2. More Visual
3. Updated More Frequently
4. Better Looking ( i hope)
5. Less Fat
=D Hope You guys will love my new blog more then my old blog yar? SAY YAR OR SHUT THE INTERCOURSE up!
p.s, me being less vulgar means that I'm gonna replace the F word with INTERCOURSE! k? xD and when i say the F word i don't mean fats. Ok then. Have fun reading!